DL was sitting in a chair by the fire, “Muhauuuur,” he half cackled.
“That’s a bit of a pathetic evil laugh,” chelped DG.
“I don’t feel very evil today I’ve had strawberries and cream and watched ‘Gone with the Wind’.”
“But you are the epitome of evil, we all look up to you with relation to your sadistic and hell bent nature.”
“I just don’t feel like it today, I feel kind of nice inside.”
“Can someone stop feeding him nice things like sugar and spice? He needs some slugs and snails and puppy dogs tails.”
“We could get done by the RSPCA for feeding him puppy dogs tails,” said the Seamstress.
“Does that matter? After all we are evil.”
“On your head be it, I don’t want to have to explain to the RSPCA why we have puppies with no tails and an evil lord licking his lips.”
“Ok then we’ll feed him some cod liver oil with the slugs and snails.”
“Can’t slugs kill him?”
“Ok snails and cod liver oil.”
“We’re out of snails since the French ambassadorial team came.”
“Do you think the cod liver oil will make him get his evil streak back?”
“I don’t know, it might just make him grumpy.”
“I can see it now, ‘Lord D’ark the master of grumpiness’. It doesn’t quite have that ring to it does it.”
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The Goblin Adventures
FantasyWe meet Ugbash, Pan Head, Wibble, Wobble, Chop and Idunno from The Crying Pennant in a short serialised story where they go hunting for squink. Then we meet Bip, Bop, Battam, Ugz, Bugz and Tongs the Goblin Space Marines who along with Sergeant Griml...
