Danny and Donny D'ark ruled the London underground with a fist of iron, the other with steel. They were also criminals who allowed free rides on the underground on a Sunday. They were goblins, twins who, unusually for goblins, were naturally born. After their love affair with the Circle Line they took over night clubs, snooker halls and day nurseries. They were both sportsmen, ice dancers in fact, and until the age of twelve practiced with each other. Both being violent they used their ice dancing skills on their victims to good effect. A double salko here and a triple lurtz there.
Attaining minor celebrity status by being part of the London scene they managed to hide most of their criminal activity in an offshore bank account on the Caymen Islands. People were afraid to testify against them because they appeared to be our best hope of a gold medal in the London Olympics of 2012 and because of their ice dancing violence. Danny would actually walk around in his ice skates which made him appear taller, probably because all goblins are height conscious. He was arrested one night after performing a crossed chasse on the chest of a minor criminal called Digestive 'Dig' McVitie. Only in custody for two weeks his defence was that he had exited the bathroom and slipped on a loose bar of soap, what looked like a crossed chasse was really an attempt to remain standing. Dig had unfortunately been having a lie down because he felt unwell after a short nap.
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The Goblin Adventures
FantasiWe meet Ugbash, Pan Head, Wibble, Wobble, Chop and Idunno from The Crying Pennant in a short serialised story where they go hunting for squink. Then we meet Bip, Bop, Battam, Ugz, Bugz and Tongs the Goblin Space Marines who along with Sergeant Griml...
