Lord D'ark kicked Light where the sun don't shine. "What a colourful turn of phrase the Author is using," Light said after he heard the Author's description.
Light flew back about 100 feet and tried a flying punch.
"What a fool this 'hero' is," derided D'ark as he jumped on a parked hover car and out of harms way. "I think I may have to take my flying potion. Then we can do a Matrix."
"The bit in the subway with the guns?" asked DG.
"No potioned fool, the fight with Agent Smith in the second film," he said as he sipped his flying potion, "what an expensive day this has been."
Light ran up to DL really fast and tried a flurry of punches, DL tried to do a Neo with one hand, but some of the punches got through.
"I think you need martial arts lessons," shouted DG.
"I think..." thought DL out loud just as Light brought an uppercut to his jaw, he went up in the air 10 feet and stayed there. He shook his head, "Good, I can fly."
"So can I," boomed Light as he flew up to Lord D'ark.
A crowd started to gather to watch the proceedings. "Light, Light, Light," they shouted.
"You see that's the thing about being evil," said Lord D'ark, "the general public don't get behind you."
"Unless they want to push you off a cliff," smirked DG.
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The Goblin Adventures
FantasyWe meet Ugbash, Pan Head, Wibble, Wobble, Chop and Idunno from The Crying Pennant in a short serialised story where they go hunting for squink. Then we meet Bip, Bop, Battam, Ugz, Bugz and Tongs the Goblin Space Marines who along with Sergeant Griml...
