A large man, the father of two of the children watching, chastised the goblins, “Be quiet you goblin skinheads.”
“Racist,” spat Ugbash.
“You don’t like it when you think you’re being racially discriminated against but you are racists yourself.”
“No, there’s a difference, we are goblin supremacists.”
“As I said goblin skinheads.”
Ugbash started to square up to the man but the rest of the crowd gathered round their tall hero.
“Come on then lads,” cried the self appointed leader, “we don’t have to watch this rubbish any more.” He turned to get Pan Head and Idunno. The crowd turned back to watch the end of Uncle Lee’s Puppet Show.
The goblins whistled and sang, burped and scratched, as they walked to the secluded cove. When they got there the beach was empty, except for a pirate. The pirate had a wooden left leg, a hook on his left hand and an eye patch on his left eye.
“Arrgghh!” arrghed the pirate.
“Arrgghh!” arrghed the goblins back.
(“This is playing havoc with my spell checker,” said the Author to himself, so as not to disturb the action with a noisy intervention.)
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The Goblin Adventures
FantasyWe meet Ugbash, Pan Head, Wibble, Wobble, Chop and Idunno from The Crying Pennant in a short serialised story where they go hunting for squink. Then we meet Bip, Bop, Battam, Ugz, Bugz and Tongs the Goblin Space Marines who along with Sergeant Griml...
