Osomatsu-San{Story X One Shots/Humour X Mature}

"Im the Leader!„

I had a dream where I became a banana. I've a phobia to bananas.
Omg,I'm dead.

After the supper you came out from the house and head towards the Matsuno family house.
You knocked and Later on... Osomatsu,the familiar face,opened the door and came out.
He was in a hurry so he grabbed your hand and you both ran away.
"Where are you hurrying?!" You asked him.
"My brothers don't know about the fact that I'll be hanging out with you today." He replied and then turned right to the small district.
Then he stopped and looked at you.
"Why you don't want them to know that we will spend a day together?"you asked.
He looked at you.
" If some of us will be hanging out with a girl this will end up badly." He replied.
"You get jealous?" You asked smirking.
He blushed.
"Kinda. But,you know. I'm the leader and I'm the eldest. So I've the right to get one first." He said without letting your hand go.
You looked at him with a stone face.
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"Well,we are going around the town.. Let's go to the video shop?" He asked.
"....why not" you shrug.
He then lead you there.
"Osomatsu."
He didn't hear you.
"Osomatsu."
Again.
You pulled out your hand from his tight grip.
He looked at you.
"____-Chan? What is it?"
"Why are you so harsh,Osomatsu?" You looked at him rubbing your hand.
"O-oh,I'm..a bit..nervous." Said Osomatsu.
You recovered.
And then you saw there was a dog cafe.
"Dog Cafe gives you an ability to talk and play with dogs. Or else,it is called Dog Therapy.
-25% for couples.„

"Osomatsu." You tugged on his sleeve.
"Hm?" He asked.
You pointed at the dog cafe and looked at him with a sparkle in his eyrs.destroying his personal space you came to close to him.
He looked at you and blushed a lot.
"Ah-" he said."If you want to,then yes,let's go. I was actually planning to go to the video shop." He thought.
"We can go next time." You then grabbed his hand and pulled to the cafe.
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.
"-25% for couples!"
"We can tell that we are..."
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You entered in.
"They actually believed that we are." Said Osomatsu holding the coupon.
You then sat at one place.
And ordered some tea. I love tea. In case,you can actually change the beverage.
You looked at the dogs.
One of the fluffy giant Samoyed came up to you.
You pat him.
As he tried to lead you the way to somewhere.
Osomatsu stared at you and them grinned.
"Careful there!" Said Osomatsu as the dog pulled you.
The dog was too giant as you fell on the ground.
Luckily,the dog gave you a support.
So you landed softly.
Osomatsu panicked as you fell down.
He leaned at you and looked at you:"___-CHAN,ARE YOU ALRIGHT?!"
"Yes,yes,I am." You replied smiling.
A second ago he wasn't himself and now he got better.
He then sat back.
But you decided to play with the dog on the floor.
The dog had a red collar.
"Osomatsu!" You called him.
"M?" He looked at you.
"I've found a Leader." You replied.
"And its me!" Said Osomatsu proudly while stars where shinning.
"Nope!" You said as his stars broke "What?!"
You then hugged the dog.
Other dogs got jealous so they ran to you.
A German Shepard ran into you and licked your face. He had a blue collar. ;;;; DDDD
Osomatsu looked at you.
And you laughed as the other dogs wanted to play with you.
The Samoyed shu the other dogs.
"He's a true leader!" You cheered.
"I wish you could compliment me." Said Osomatsu leaning his head on his hand.
You looked at him and then sat behind him.
The dogs ran away.
And it became silent.
You leaned close to him.
Destroying the personal space.yusssss!~~
"You're a Leader." You said to him.
And then he cheered and accidentally hit you.
You fell down.
And he panicked.
"IM REALLY SORRY." He leaned to you and made sure if you're alright.
You laughed and stood up rubbing your nose.
He looked at you. And then laughed with you.
Then a dog ran towards you and hit you accidentally.
You fainted.
Osomatsu jumped and panicked looking at you.
The dogs came to you and licked your face.
They frowned.
Osomatsu leaned to you and poked you."___-Chan?"
The dogs licked your face as you SUDDENLY WOKE UP.
You laughed.
"Ha! I got you!" You said while laughing.
". . . ." Osomatsu looked at you with a hurt look.
"I was playing dead." You said.
He still looked at you like that.
"Osomatsu?"you asked with a worried tone.
He then walked towards the exit.
You went after him.
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Later on.
You walked by the street.
"Heeeey." You said looking at him.
Him still being silent.
"Are you mad at me?" You said.
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He suddenly held your hand.
You didn't want to refuse.
You thought of the fact that he was mad at you.
Silence.
The street silently got empty.
"It feels dead." You said.
He was still silent.
You looked away :c))

The writor dances in the background.

Well,Osomatsu and you came to Chibitas Oden place thing stuff cart.

(Sh*t)

He sat down.
You were just standing there.
"Chibita." Suddenly spoke Osomatsu.
FINALLY,THAT SON OF A CAKE SPOKE."For me and for ___-Chan." He then looked at you grinning.
You looked at him.
"Sit down." He said.
As you sat down.
"Is this your girlfriend?" Asked Chibita while serving the Oden and a drink for Osomatsu.
You fell of the chair.
Osomatsu glared at you.
"May be." He said.
As you stood up.
You blushed madly.
"Why would you think so?!"you asked Chibita that was smirking.
" Just saying. I know that these idjits don't know how to get a girlfriend." Said Chibita."an appropriate one.."
You then looked at him with a frustrate glare.
"I-im not these kind of girls." You replied.
Osomatsu grin as he drinks.
Chibita served the Oden to both of you.
"I haven't seen it for a long time.." You said. Trying to avoid the conversation about relationships.
Osomatsu put the glass down."More!"
Chibita sighs.
"You better pay for it." Chibita replied.
You looked at Chibita"EH?"
You're not Canadian,damn it!
Chibita:"They usually get drunk.. And forget to pay."
"Drinking is bad!" You then put Osomatsu's hand down.
Osomatsu looked at you confused."Ah,come on..."
Chibita looked at you."For the first time I see someone trying to avoid Osomatsu to drink."
You looked frustrated.
"Chibita,please,no alcohol." You tried to be right.
"You act like Choromatsu." Pouted Osomatsu.
You looked at Osomatsu with a seat glare.
So sudden.
Osomatsu: "o-okay,i wont..sorry."
Chibita whistled "hm,good choice."
After that.
He lead you home.
But his house was near.
So it was YOU to drop him by.
At their house.
"Here,your house. Nobody can see us." You said.
Osomatsu bear hugged you.
You sigh from that.
"___-Chan?" Asked Osomatsu.
"Yes." You replied strictly.
"Why didn't you let me drink?" He asked.
You sigh put your head on his shoulder.
"I don't like the smell of alcohol and its bad for your health."you replied.
Osomatsu was silent.
" You care about me?" He asked.
"Of course I do."
Suddenly,someone opened the door.
And Osomatsu let you go of fast.
And you ran away.
"Who were you talking to?" Said Choromatsu.
"To myself." Grin Osomatsu.
"But you're not even drunk..." He pouted.
Osomatsu entered the house.
"Non of your business."
'I'm sure I heard a woman voice' thought Choromatsu.

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You quickly entered the house.
And ran upstairs.
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Osomatsu thought about your words.
He understood that he wasn't hatred. He then fell asleep.
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You then worked on your projects.

I'm sorry for this boring part.
I just need time to make out a new idea.
Who will be next? I don't even know.
I guess it will be our beloved Jyushimatsu.
But he may be beaten up...
Stay tuned.

" Caring for other person makes you one step closer to their hearts.„

I watched an inspirational movie. Don't judge.