Osomatsu-San{Story X One Shots/Humour X Mature}

Totoko's dream...

I've no ideas what am I doing with my life.
Since you haven't been with Totoko for a long time,you haven't know that she has a career of a singer and stuff.
"You what?! Why didn't you tell me so?" You said and yelled at your sister cheerfully.
She looked at you with a sigh.
"I thought of leaving the career because nobody buys my album."
"Heh,why. You have a great voice?" You asked tilting your head.
"But I have nothing else to sing but fish?" She replied.
"Ah,what,come on,lemme listen one of your songs." You cheered her.
Well.
You listened to it.
It wasn't what you actually thought would be great...but her voice...she I'd talented. In singing but not writing songs.
"Why did you come up with singing about fish?" You asked.
".....it was Choromatsu that gave me this idea."
You looked at her.
"Hang on. I must think of something."
Later on.....
Knock knock.
Karamatsu opened.
"Oh,hello,pre-" he said as you pushed him away from the entrance. "Ghu-huh" he made a sound as your hand pushed him deep into the guts.
"I've no time for you,Kara."
You entered the room. Karamatsu following you from behind.
Everyone looked at you.
As you violently approached Choromatsu.
He looked at you •√•'||)|| "____-Chan?!"
You then RUBBED CHILI on his face.
He shouted from pain as you rubbed the chili on his face.
Everyone tried to stop you.
But you couldn't stop.
Later...
Choromatsu's face was red.
And his eyes too.
You were tied up and sitting on the sofa.
T__T) you were sitting silent.
"Okay,____-Chan,why did you do this to Choromatsu?" Asked Osomatsu.
Todomatsu rubbed Choromatsu with some ice.
As he glared at you with a bitch face. He was sitting behind you on a sofa.
"I have a bad blood towards that douchebag."you closed your eyes and said that angrily.
"Why for?!" Choromatsu shouted looking at you.
"WHO GAVE TOTOKO AN IDEA TO SING ABOUT FISHES?!" you shouted back at him.
"Heh?!" He looked back at you.

Other looked at you.
"I didn't give her this idea... I just helped her?" He looked at you with a worried look.
"Eh?" You then peeked at him."really?"
He nod.

Let your fantasy flow.
I guess this is what one shots are....