Osomatsu-San{Story X One Shots/Humour X Mature}

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Dickpad is glitching again.
Ah. I guess I should use a computer version.
In this part,there will be involed Osomatsu high school version! You can try imagine them any style.
I'll be in it too. ; D)) you have a partner to beat them up-
And. And. They are the popular guys and yeah...not that popular.

Morning. You woke up. It was Sunday. And you knew that tomorrow is a special day...
It was a day-AH,SHIT,ITS THOSE HOLIDAYS THAT ARE CALLED VALENTINES DAY.FOR SHORT.WHY AM I SAYING IT?!

You knew about it.
But.
You decided to just be home the whole day. And not doing anything.
Parents weren't home.

So you slept up to 3 P.M. too.
It was February,but the sun was shinning and the grass was green already. Pretty weird,huh?

You were in the kitchen with Totoko.
Preparing something to eat.

"So,nee-san,what are you going to prepare for tomorrow?" Asked Totoko.
You stopped and thought a little bit.
"Nothing~"
She jumped and looked at you.
"What did you mean like nothing?!" She looked irritated.
"Well. Maybe I'll make chocolate for my father.." You said.
"Well yes. I agree with you. He is the only man who participates in our life." You said.
You giggled.
"But I think you should make yourself nice tomorrow." She said seriously.
You nod. "That's for sure. Plus we are the one to sing tomorrow."
"Or not. The boys can be-"
"Don't talk about them. The only thing they do is just jump around and sing about sex?!?" You glared at her.
She looked at the ground.
"Sorry.."
"It's alright... I guess it's just the mood of the champion?" You said proudly giggling.

You made some chocolate for your father.
He enjoyed it. And mom too thought.

The next day.
You and Totoko got early.
Taking a shower. Washing your hair. Curlying it. Preparing your dresses.
You looked unusual.
Plus you forced Totoko wear your stuff as she had that stupid fish dress.

You girls took the dresses and you were just wearing a school uniform.
Yours was -Insert your favourite color here-
And Totoko had her.

At the school.
You girls entered the class.
The boys weren't here.
So the classmates greet you.
It had a lot of girls in this school...
Suddenly.
"____! Totoko!" Ivy shouted and skipped towards you.

Ivy Fucking Chan. Or else.
Her Nick was Woffle.
Pretty weird girl.

"Ivy!" You said.
"Are you girls ready for it?!" She asked.
"Well. We shall have some practice... Would you manage to prepare the stage?" You replied.
She grin and nod rapidly waving her arms in different ways. "ARE YOU GUYS KIDDING ME,ITLL BE SO EXCITING.ILL MANAGE TO MAKE YOUR PERFOMANCE THE BEST IN THIS SCHOOL!!!" she shouted.
You lean back from her.
"Thank you,Ivy!" You said."heh..heheh.."
"ILL GO SIGN THE SCHEDULE. THEN ILL TAKE YOU ON ONE OF THE LESSONS!"
Ivy was the president. So she had all of the responsibility. She use to be really mean to other. Except for you.
And the brothers.

She rolled away to do her job.

"OMG,GOOD MORNING BOYS!" screamed one of the girls.
You then froze and looked at them.
Irritated face. Ugh.
They were so into their self.
They lean on their desk and tried to act cool.
"Ugh,where is Ivy?" Said Osomatsu looking for her.

You approached them and looked confident.
"She went signing the schedule for us. Already." You said smirking.

"I thought she would sign for us first." Peeked Karamatsu from his glasses.
"Don't be selfish!" Choromatsu said.
"Speak to yourself." Replied Karamatsu.
You rolled your eyes.
Suddenly. A noise came from the hall.
And Ivy ran into the classroom.
She rolled to Todomatsu's feet.
And stood up.
Looking at the other sides in different direction as she panic.
"AM I LATE?! THANKS GOD. OH,GOD,LOOK,THE BROTHERS CAME TO THE CLASS. WAIT. YOU GUYS {satan.} ARE LATE AGAIN?!" she coudnt breath.
Totoko shook her by grabbing her shoulders.
"Calm down,Ivy-chan." She said.
Everyone just stared.
"The bell didn't rang and they aren't late!" She said.
Ivy looked at her.
"Oh,really?" She said •H•)
Totoko nod.
"Oh,well,panic attack. Don't bother." She looked away.

"Ivy,what about our schedule?" Asked Choromatsu.
She grin. "YES,RIGHT.AH.AAAAAAH.UM.YOU WILL BE AFTER ____ AND TOTOKO."
"Eh?!" They all gasped.
"But we were meant to be first!" Said Osomatsu.
Ivy death glared him. "If you weren't late."
"But we were-" Todomatsu got interrupted.
By the bell.

The teacher walked in.
Ivy still standing by the podium. With her stupid grin.
Everyone sat down.
"Ivy." Said the teacher.
Ivy looked back.
"Lesson has started."
She blinked and panicked.
"OH,YASH,RIGHT,I SHOULD GO READY THE STAGE." She said opening the door. "ILL CALL YOY GIRLS LATER" she salut you and Totoko and the stepped on the door breaking it.

Ivy used the closed door. She break it through.
"ILL FIX IT." her voice cooed from the hall as she ran away making more crushing noise.

You facepalmed.

4th lesson. History. Choromatsu was showing off as always. You were just thinking...
"The WWI was caused by...." The teacher looked at you.
Choromatsu wanted to say.
"____!"
You blinked and looked at the teacher.

"Answer the question please!"

You thought to yourself quickly.
'Sht,Ivy,where are you...'

"C-can you repeat the question please?" You asked politely.
The teacher looked at you.
"Ufh,seems to be that you weren't listening to me... I'll repeat the question. From what did the WWI was caused by?" The teacher repeated.

"BY THE MURDER OF A MAN." Ivy shouted slamming the door shut.
"IVY,WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?!" The teacher said.
"I was preparing the stage! As I'm ze prezidehnt!" She said.
"Uh,right..." Said the teacher sighing.
Ivy held a paper that was really fucked up. Aka was teared up.
"____ and Totoko! It's time!" Ivy said calling you up.
You stood up and same did Totoko.
You exit the classroom.
"I'll take you guys later." You then all walked away.

Later.
You were repeating all the choreography and singing.
You learnt all the steps to do so.
The person who was responsible for the music just put on the random music as you had a break.
"Ey,where is Ivy?" You asked skipping on the stage.
Totoko wasnt on the stage. She was just looking up at you leaning on the stage.
"She said she will be right back." Said Totoko.

Here comes a song that made you groove like an idiot.
You started dancing like an idiot.
Totoko giggled and saw how you've been dancing.
She came to the stage too.
And you danced like idiots.
You suddenly started twerking.
Which was really weird.
Let's be honest.

Ivy peeked at the stage.
And others pushed her.
"Oi,I am dead." She said.
Others saw you dancing and skipping around.
That was really weird for a serious girl to do so.

"Pam,Pam,____!" Shouted Ivy as she walked towards you with a head bleeding.

You jumped from that.
And you saw them.
They saw how you were dancing..
Twerking.
Being silly.
You shook your head.
It was the time for the guys to repeat and learn their dances and steps.

"___-Chan!" Said Jyushimatsu as he approached you.
It was the concert already.
You looked at Jyushimatsu.
"What is it?" You asked him.
"Don't loose your mind on the stage." He smiled at you.
"What?!" You asked as he walked away.

Yup.
The concert was exactly what you Weren't expecting for.
You remember the words of Jyushimatsu.
As you were dancing you heard a beat that suddenly made you....
DANCE.
YOU FEEL WILD AS ADRENALINE STARTED TO MAKE YOUR HEART GO ROUND.
YOU JUMPED AND DANCED LIKE AN IDIOT.
YOU HAD THE RIGHT MOVES.
And Totoko saw you just being insane.

The boys at the backstage were just watching like..
"That girl is insane..." Said Karamatsu.

The next day.

"_____,Totoko! After yesterday's incident you became really famous in the school!" Said Ivy.

Hope you liked it c;