Osomatsu-San{Story X One Shots/Humour X Mature}

Dolce sweet but you are more{Todomatsu x reader}

I thought of cake so I want a cake.

"_____-_____________________~" Ivy groaned from being totally hungry.
You sigh. "Shut up,Ivy,your home is not that far away!"
"But,_________________,I will throw up if I won't eat." Ivy replied.
"Is this even possible?!" You gasped.
Ivy nod.
Then she looked at the bakery.
She grin irritatedly and turned to it getting steady.
"Well,if you won't bother,your girlo mofo will head to the bakery." She said glaring yet still facing it.
You crossed your arms and huffed.
You refused.

"Oh,take a look at this, I'll go and nag on Todomatsu!" Ivy said as she played it stupid.
"Sheesh,Ivy,Todomatsu can't be-in here..." You said.
Well. He was there.
You freeze.
And saw Ivy heading to the bakery.
"Whatever,sistr!"
Yes. Sistr. Rrrrrrrrr~
;3))
You ran after him.

Ivy lean on the glass"ALRIGHT! I WILL TAKE-"

Nobody cares,Ivy.

Back to you.
"Totty,how did you end up here?" You asked him.
"Hu-ah,I just...sort of line sweets..." He replied.
"Never thought that you are that kind of a guy." You chuckled.
"Sometimes everyone need sweets." He replied.
Ivy disappeared.
"Uhm,where did that devil go?!" You asked looking at her.
Todomatsu giggled.
"Its alright,I think she just went home. Stand in the line with me if you want to~" he pleaded in a week intonation.
You sigh. "Alright,I will!"

The line was kinda long.
So you stood there for 25 min.
"What are you browsing?" You asked as you peek into his PERSONAL SP- and phone...

"Just watching cat photos •Π•||)||" he said.
"Ooooooooh. Cute." You said.
INSTANT LIKE FROM HIM.
"You just liked a random photo.." He said.
"I thought they were cat photos.."
He giggled nervously "I was curious of the porn stars."
You became blank.
Took his phone and unliked it.
"Ivy would like it but i won't ." you exclaimed.
"Silly." He then turned to the cashier. "Two of -yer fav dessert *not a suspicious rape face*- "
'Todomatsu likes the same dessert like I do.' You thought as you stood behind him.

When he bought it.
At the street.
Outside of the bakery.
You head to the park to cut the road to your house.
He hand you one of the dessert.

And it was like....
"____-Chan~" he said.
You turned to him.
And he handed it.
You accepted it.

Anyways.
You finished it. But he saved it as he hide it in.... Random backpack.

"You ate it fast,___-Chan~" he noticed that you also have some crumbles on your lips left.
Oooooooooooooooh

He cupped your chin and cleaned your lips with a thumb.
You blushed.
"You had some left on your lips so I..."
"I got it. Thanks!" You said nervously looking away.
He giggled nervously. Too. Thought.

"By the way,Totty,thanks for the dessert again. It was sweet from you. And it was sweet itself..." You said.
He remained silent.

You walked by.
".....____-Chan..." He said silently.
"Yep?" You stopped and glared at him.
"You know what it sweet?" He asked you.
You smiled.
"The dessert that makes everyone feel sweet!" You cheered.
He chuckled then grin.
He shook his head. Damn,too much actions at once.
Cupped your chin again and pressed his lips against yours.

Your eyes widened.
But you expected this from him.

Bikez u readin a fan fec ebeut hem,ya ding Deng.

He then pulled from the kiss.
You smiled.
"I didn't get that question anyways." You replied.
"Its you who makes everything sweet~" he gave you the answer.
His forehead leans against yours and he was hugging your waist.
You Hugged him back.

You stood on the road.
And several seconds later.
"OI,YOU,LOVE BIRDS,GET THE FUCK OUT FROM THE ROAD."
It was Iyami. Randomly riding a bicycle.
Todomatsu tighten his grip on your waist and turned 180°.
Iyami ride the bicycle at a full speed.
And.
He fell into a trash can.

You and Todomatsu stood there. Still hugging but looking at Iyami with a ._. Face.
"Something's telling me that this action was provoked." You glared at him narrowing your eyes.
"No idea." He replied.
You looked up at the hill.
Yep. Osomatsu.

BONUS!
Gender swap.

"______!~" Todoko said your name loudly and cheerfully.
You were sitting on the bench waiting for her.
She bought more stuff.
Shit.
You didn't care.
"Oh,Todoko,you're done already?" You asked her and took her shopping bags.
"I had more destinations to visit. But I don't want you to get bored." She said with a cute as always accent.
"Are you tired?" You asked her with a suspicious glare.
"•√•||)|| Yes. You got me." She replied.
You giggled.
"That's alright." You said with a calm voice and rest your head on her head. You then kissed her on her forehead.

A little while more....
"______,I'm so tireeeed,I can't wallllk" she whined.
You sigh. Then cheered.
You gave her your upper arm
*reads anatomy.* so,this part where you have biceps.
Anyways,because you were big,and she was so small,this is logically possible. Right,Physics?

Physics: Fuck you!

Right.

She hang on it.
It was...a bit weird.

But she didn't bother you. She was light.

So you escorted her home.

In the background:
Osoko: You were right.
Ichiko:*smirk* I am always right~

I wanna write a female! Character x reader.

I feel like shit will get romantic.