Osomatsu-San{Story X One Shots/Humour X Mature}

____. _____ Bond.

I've been diagnosed with Bipolar Disorder..

This fan fic is a Fem!Osomatsu-san version.
Every character has a changed gender. Including you,love.
I mean. Sorry. I didn't want to flirt for no reason.

_____. ______ __Le family name___.
You were the best agent in the -random name- .The Secret Services of the country Japan.

I heard one of the Japanese secret services are called Kempeitai. But they were until the 1945.
Not sure for these days...

You were actually sex appealing. Let's be honest. And a turn on for all the women.
But unfortunately,you were single.
Let's say,
You also had a side kick behind you.

I SMELL APPLE CIDER.

Yes. It was Ian. Or Ivanna in a female form.
Guess who's this.
Its me.
Yes,I am Ian now.. I should be Ivan but I kinda hate this name.

You stood strong on your legs.
Preparing your costume in front of the mirror.
Damn,you could cum to death if you were trapped into the mirror house.
Anyways.
You stroked your hipster hair.
Don't bother.
And then.
You came from the rest rooms.

You were at the building of the secret services.
So when you came to the hall.
The main hall.
You saw Ian eating cakes as always.
You came up to him.
"Ian." You said.
Ian stood up And threw the plate away.
"YES,SIR." He replied.
'Who the fuck throw a plate with cream on it?!'
"SHIT,THERES CREAM ON THE PLATE." Ian tried to ran away but you tugged his collar.
"Go get ready. The head called us." You said seriously.
"Awwwwww,____,don't be so serious. The head of the services just want to send us to the casino to solve some cases with a serious dick." Ian said as he hang along the collar.
"Shut the fuck up!" You said.
Ian smirked.

Well.
Ian WAS right.

So you did this.

You and Ian on your left side arrived to the casino.
It was all holden and stuff.
"Ugh,boring sigh-" Ian glared at a woman in a pink dress holding snacks."You know,I changed my mind... I-i will go and get some information about the head of this casino.." Ian walked away but you grabbed his collar again.
"I CAN SMELL COLORS..." Ian said sheepishly quiet as he got dragged to the poker table.
"Stay here and I will ask for the casino head." You said.

You left Ian..
Ian glared at the woman in a pink dress again.
Then coming up closer to her with a flirty look.

You asked some people about the head.
Surprisingly,it was a woman. Well. Sisters...3 main heads...hm...
You walked up to see Ian-
Ian got dragged by you again.

At the heads office.
You were met by a woman in purple.
She was creepy yet pretty.
Anyways.
You sat on the sits.
And there was a woman in a red dress sitting in front of you.
Smoking an elegant cigar.

Suddenly a woman in green came up to the red...
They were similar like the 2 others..
Ian's eyes went into different directions as the blue one came and sat behind the blue.
Ian poked you.
You ignored him.