Osomatsu-San{Story X One Shots/Humour X Mature}

RAGE BAKING.WARNING: WEIRD AF.

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"___-Chan! Let's bake something!" Said Osomatsu clapping his hands.
"....ngh.." You said with a lazy tone.
"Heh? What is it~?" Said Todomatsu.
He then put his hands on your shoulder.
"I'm too lazy~~~~" you said and purred as Todomatsu made a massage for you.
All the brothers were in the kitchen.
They got so bored.
That they come up with an idea.
"What made you bake a cake?" You asked.
Then Karamatsu threw a pamphlet into your face.
You then read it.
"Competition of the best cakes.„
You the peeked up at them.
"Why not competition of the best D*cks." You said with annoyance.
They all flushed red and looked at you.
"Uh..." Some of them said.
"Why is _____-Chan so rude?!" Whined Jyushi.
"She may have these days..." Whispered Karamatsu.
"I'm not! I just have a bad day. I must unwind or something?" You yelled at them. Then got normal and sat as Todomatsu gave a massage for you.
"Unwind with us!" Said Osomatsu.
"Ufh,if we will make this cake will you leave me alone for a while?" You asked them.
They looked at each other. "Sure!" They all replied.
"Then let's get this s*it started." You stood up and stretched out."thanks for the massage!"
Totty smiled warm from your honest....ness.

You took a book and took the recipe of the cake base.
"We have different types of cakes... Sponge,oil,bisquit,chiffon,souffle..yoghurt...cheesecake!" You only dreamt from sweet cakes...
Then you snapped from it because Karamatsu spoke.
"Anything that girls prefer." He said.
"They prefer everything sweet." You said.
He looked at you then sigh.
"Damn." He mumbled.
You giggled.
"I really loved the sound of-" Choromatsu was interrupted.
"RAINBOW CAKE!" you threw the book away and rolled over the counter in the kitchen and then walked outside and came in after that.
"W-what was that?" Asked Choromatsu.
"Rainbow cake."you said. •H•)
" oh...k-" Choromatsu got interrupted again.
"RAINBOW CAKE!" Shouted Jyushimatsu.

"We need for it...ah,um..let's make two. No,three. We will x3 the ingredients." You said.
"Why three cakes~?" Asked Todomatsu.
"One for the contest,second for our great work,third is for me because I can't stand eating a small piece." You said counting on your fingers and rolling your eyes.
"Huh...pretty much for a small girl like you." Karamatsu said taking his sunglasses off.
"Jyushi! For the ingredients!" You said cheerfully.
Jyushimatsu opened the fridge door a bit harsh so he managed to break it.
"A-ah! I will fix it! Don't worry!" He got some duct tape and-
"Ugh! I'll put the door on the list of fixing stuff." Said Choromatsu.

"Okay! Eggs,milk, flour..butter,sugar,whipped cream!" You said.
Jyushimatsu bring all the ingredients for the cake.
Osomatsu peeked at the fridge while Jyushi was getting all the stuff ready.
"Oh,look,____-Chan,an eggplant!" He then shoved one into your-you threw some whipped cream at his face. And them took some on your finger and licked it.
"What?" You asked him.
"Nevermind." Said Osomatsu.
You shrug and got the food coloring.
You threw each fitting color to them.

"Okay,so,there are 3 cakes to work on. And six of us!" You said.
"You mean seven." Choromatsu said.
"Yup." You said.

You started working.
Well.
It got really well.
You,Karamatsu and Jyushimatsu worked on the cake for the tea.
Osomatsu and Choromatsu for the competition cake.
Ichimatsu and Todomatsu for your cake.

After all.
You made it.
Ichimatsu and Todomatsu cake was... A bit weird. It had one side all pink whipped cream and other was purple.
"It looks like a clowns hair -" you then plant your head in the cake and ate it.
"____-Chan! Shame on you to eat like that! Well..at least.. I took a picture." Said Todomatsu.

The cake of yours was ah.. Looked like a Ukrainian Flag.
Patriotic! May I have some?~

And Osomatsu and Choromatsu cake was empty.
"Guys,where is the icing?" Asked Karamatsu.
"Well. We didn't decided yet how to design it." Said Choromatsu.
"Let's just do so together." Said Osomatsu grinning.
They all nod.
"___-Chan?" Asked Osomatsu.
You were still eating that cake.
"Hm-ow,uhm,do it without me... Kinda busy." You pushed the cake into your cheeks more and more and then poured milk at yourself.
Then you plant your face into the cake again.
Choromatsu facepalmed but then chuckled.
They all decided to decorate it and...got a really scary piece of s*it cake.

"Wtf is this?!" You said all covered in cake.
"Ah..team work..?" Shrug Osomatsu.
"This cake is one of a hell piece of sh*t. I mean.CANDY CANES?!IS THAT EVEN A THING TO PUT CANDY CANES INTO CAKES?!" You poked the candy canes."OKAY,BE HONEST,WHO MADE A CAT OUT OF THE FROSTING?!" you shouted.
"Ichimatsu." Said Karamatsu.
"Shut up." Said Ichimatsu.
"Well,there's something missing anyways.." Said Todomatsu.
You smacked the cake on one side.
"Done?" you asked.
They all nod.
You gave the cake to them.
And other goes to competition.
"Man,that cake will not get the best place."
You said closing the door after them.

Later you looked at the phone.

Todomatsu Matsuno: posted a picture.

Finished our cake! What a great team work!

"Silly Totty,there's no filter on it... It is colorful anyways thought..." You thought.

Later.
Several days later.
Guess what?
They came into your house with a mint chocolate.
"We took the first place!" Said one of them.
"How?!" You asked.
"They adore our team work!" Said Totty.

That is weird.
Oh,hang on,the person who checked those was Dekapan.
Well
Now it comes to your sense.
What's going to be next?
I'll make an episode with writer x reader.
Since I want to interact. Too.
Or not.