Osomatsu-San{Story X One Shots/Humour X Mature}

Disgusting freak.

50 votes. . .for two days.
You guys are fucking kidding me. Like.
FUCK YES I WILL WRITE A SECOND LEMON.
And. I wanted to tell you that today is the last day of my holidays so updates may be slow sometimes.
BUT NOW. . .ENJOY THESE SHORTS!

Shorts #1•Healthy life•Show offs•

"Choromatsu,nii-san,do we really have to run around at this time?" Said Todomatsu running behind the proudly looking Choromatsu.
"Are you kidding me? Of course,this is good for your health and look." Replied Choromatsu.
"Eh,but... But Ichimatsu and Karamatsu are already dead..." Said Todomatsu peeking at them running behind.
Ichimatsu dragging Karamatsu.
Karamatsu shouting at him.
All sweaty and catching their breath.
"Stop dragging me you idiot!" Karamatsu yelled.
"Shut up..." Ichimatsu said.
Jyushimatsu was running In somewhere far forward.
"Jyushimatsu! You should run slowly!" Said Choromatsu.
Jyushi frowned and stopped as he made Osomatsu stop rapedly and fall over him.
Everyone bumped into each other.
Osomatsu glared at Choromatsu.
"May be ..we should have a break,Choromatsu?" Asked Osomatsu.
Choromatsu nod.

They were sitting under the tree.
"Choromatsu,why would you force is to do so?" Asked Osomatsu.
"It's good for your health. As again. I said. It also makes you looking good." Replied Choromatsu.
Osomatsu looked away with an irritated glare.
"Said the one who drinks and jer-"
"Shut up!" Choromatsu madly replied.
"Whaaaat?~ isn't it true? Jerking off makes you blind..." Osomatsu pouted backing away from Choromatsu.
"You can?!" Asked Jyushi.

Choromatsu and Osomatsu wrestled.

Friendly wrestle damn it.

"So running and being healthy makes you get girls?" Asked Karamatsu as he lay on the grass.

The brothers looked at Karamatsu.

"That's a pretty brilliant idea..." Said Osomatsu looking at Choromatsu.
Choromatsu peeked at him "don't tell me that you will start doing this because you want to get girls."

"Eeeeeeey" said Osomatsu.

They suddenly heard a woman voice approaching them.

They all stood up and tried to act cool as ever.

Well.
It was you and Totoko.

Actually.
It was your house backyard.
You were chasing her just for fun.
Running around like monkeys xd

"They seem to have fun.." Said Todomatsu smiling.
Karamatsu nod.

Suddenly.
Totoko grabbed a water hose. And switched on the water.
Yeah...
She made you fully soaked in the water.
You chased her after that.
But you forgot the thing that she made.
You were sisters after all.
And the boys?
The boys are-
Oh..they're swimming in their nose blood...
Someone?! Please change the brothers?! We have an accident...again...

Shorts #2•There for my sister•

You were walking by a random store eating a big cookie.
Yes. They exist.
You turned to the park.
Just walking around.
Suddenly.
You saw Ichimatsu in a police suit looking at someone in the bushes.
You decided to walk away.
What if ...it was his job??
Well
You walked away as soon as you could.
You took off your earphones.
Suddenly.
You heard Someone crying.
You then saw Dekapan trying to take a dump in front of Totoko.
Wait.
What the fuck.
You came closer to them and saw that he was about to give the shit to her.
You grew fire.
Yeah..
You attacked him with a flying air leg kick.
Then hugged Totoko and looked at him.
"STAY AWAY FROM HER YOU FREAK."
Then you heard a loud gun noise and blinked when you saw Ichimatsu standing there in the police suit.
Dekapan was shot by his gun.
You blinked and so did Ichimatsu.

Shorts #3•Bicycle rides•

Walking down the street.
You heard a noise of someone shouting from happiness and you hear laughs.
You looked away.
And you saw the Matsuno brothers riding bicycles in a high speed.
You waved and they stopped.
"_____-Chan!" They all said as they smiled.
They didn't give you a chance to ask them why were they riding bicycles and where did they get it from.
They gave you a hand.
"RIDE WITH US!" They all said.
You tilted your head in confusion.
Then looked away.
"Can I ride a bicycle myself?"
Oh,you were wearing a baggy long-sleeved sweater and really fitting jeans short.

*not a suspicious rape face*

Creepy.
They all looked at you.
"Well..." Osomatsu said. Then he gave you the bicycle. "Give it back when you are will-"
You sat on the bicycle grinning and so, pushed against the ground as you went full speed and leaned full body.
"ahahahahha,whatever you fuckers." Is the thing you said before going down the hill. Or the street.
When you were going down the hill you shouted "FOR NARNIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA............"

Yes,hello,Ivy from the future.
Never scream this again. Because it seems to be that you caused the end of the world as the universe colapsed into a zebra and a seagul.
Whatever,I'm going back! Olololololololo~~~
*disappears*

The boys looked at you.
You disappeared as you break into the wall making a bar spin.....

"The wall! The wall broke! Quick! Repair it before the sea monster will get to the la-never mind!"*is dead*

Thank you and stay tuned!
And again...
I make requests.
Don't be shy.
I can make you anonymous.
Sometimes,I just need ideas too.
So be brave!