Osomatsu-San{Story X One Shots/Humour X Mature}

Too lazy to think of a name{Choroko x reader}

ONE PUUUUUUUUUUNCH *Runs away in a hero outfit kicking Iyami on her way*

Iyami: sheeeeeeeeeeeeeee-*disappears in a star*

"That's it! I am going to write a fan fic about Ivy x cakes! Cavy? Ivake?" Choroko thought as you leaned on the table.
"How about you will write a fan fic about me and you?~" you said trying to be flirty but yet..you said in a boring tone.
Plus you winked.

"____,can't you see I am busy?"
She replied waving you off.
You made a 'PSH' sound and looked away.
"Asssshhhhh,you're boring as fuck. Why did I even decided to date you?" You sigh. "...you're writing it like you experienced something like that." You poked her.
She sat away a little bit from you.
"______. Let's talk about this when i am finished." She replied.
"Ah,fine..but lemme cuddle you at least." You smirked at her. Waiting for the answer.

"No." She said.
You hit your head against the table.

4. Hours. Later.
You looked at her after you woke up.
She was watching TV series.
You made some tea and sat behind her.
You actually sat upside down towards her.
But anyways you leaned to her.
Taking off her head set.
"_______..." She whined.
"You said we will talk when you will be free,didn't you?" You said calmly pecking her cheek.
"I am not free." She replied.
"....like you're expensive either." You replied lifting her up an dragged her to the outdoor.
"Eh,_____,put me down! I Dont wanna go there!" She shrieked.
Perhaps,it was evening. But summer*
"You've been working by the computer enough for today." You said smirking.

Your garden.
You put her down.
"Sit down by the table and I will bring you something ~" you said.

When you came home....
You held a cake.
Guess from where.
It was the cake that Ian made.
Don't ask me from what.
It is still delicious.

As soon as you approached her.
"Choroko!"
She was working by the computer.
Dunno how she manage to do so.
You settle the cake down and threw the laptop away.
"_____! What have you done to my laptop?!" She shrieked.
You glared at her.
Then took off her glasses.
"Enough being so nerdy,seriously,you all just think of gay stuff...how is it called yae?yoi?yoy.."
"Its Yaoi! And it is art! Art of two men having a romantic bond between each other." She said.
". . . .more like gay sex." You said glaring at her.
She looked away as she was upset on you.
You sigh then started to cut the cake.
"Ian gave us a cake." You said handing it to her.
"...hm." She mumbled. Well. She scoffed.
You sigh again.
"Girls are so weird." You said smirking.
She turned back and glared at you.
"Look at yourself first of all." She said.
You chuckled.
"I know who am i-"
"A douche bag."
"Now you're being a meanie."

I am just adding my drafts...
I am sooooo confused right now.