Osomatsu-San{Story X One Shots/Humour X Mature}

AU shorts{part 1}

Someone sent me a really funny account on Twitter.
It has different AU ideas.
So I am also working on The first episode of Niji Neko.
Gurē(Grey) is a cutie ^^
By the way,I took his eyebrows from Sugawara from Haikyuu xD

#:1
The each three men are different brothers. I mean,pick any. Because I don't know which one of them could be a burglar/police.
"THIS IS A ROBBERY.PUT ALL THE CAKES IN THE BAG." said the burglar in a mask.
There were 3 of them.
You sigh as you stood behind the main waiter counter.
Your hand slipped down the counter and you pressed on the button.
So then...
3 men jumped into the room.
They were dressed in those 'CIA' special operation xjwldkwjs outfits.
"STOP RIGHT THERE,POLICE!" Said the military.
"...but you're in a CIA uniform?" Said the burglar.
"Oh..right,I work at the CIA at Tuesdays..." Said the military.
He took off his Military and there was a police outfit down there.
You stood there.
The burglars pointed at you with a candy bar.
"GIVE US THE CAKE."
The police men pointed at them.
"PAY FOR IT OR GO AWAY FROM HERE."

You stood like a douche bag.

The burglar whispered to other.
"She don't look tense..."
Other shrug.
You kinda forgot to drink coffee so your brains were totally off.

You blinked.
And other did too.
They looked really tense and nervous.

"....it will be one punch to each into the nuts..." You said as you packed the cake.

"What?" Asked one of the burglar.
"For what?!" Asked another.
The police men were shocked.
'Well,at least we don't have to be beaten...' Thought another one.

Well.
You kicked everyone in one second.
Out of the cafe.
Like.
Bwah.
You smiled and waved off as you held your coffee.
"Thank you,come again!"

The burglars were chased by the police anyways.
"Heh...douche bags.." You then looked at Ivy holding a sack.
You sigh.

#2:
Karamatsu became your bodyguard.
You opened a packet of cookies.
You were out with Karamatsu.
He glared at you.
He wanted a bite too.
You looked at him before taking a bite.
You smirked and gave him the cookie.
You wanted to feed him from your hands.
He accepted it.
Zjwkjzkws cute omg x3))

So you ate the other cookie and saved the rest for later.
You walked away.

-eh.. You thought this is the end?
No,wrong.
He walked by you.
You looked at him.
Well.
He bumped into you as you turned around.
"Karamatsu,why are you following me? I told I said goodbye to you?" You asked.
"You gave me a cookie,I trust you." He said.
He glared at you like an animal. Loyal animal.
"Aw,how cute!" You fold both of your hands together."b..but you could have told me this before stalking me...I got creeped out a second ago." You said.
He kneeled at you.
"I AM SORRY." He said.
My Karamatsu is a bit not Karamatsu.

"You act like a loyal dog.." You chuckled.
"I... I will be anyone." He said

"Oooh,like a bodyguard?"
You said.
I am sorry,I kinda got busy reading Haikyuu x reader xD
Suga and Asahi are kyohtttt
What do you think?
Kageyama tribute is 100% King Nothing by Metallica x3

Karamatsu looked and grin.
"Woof-i mean. Yes." He said sweating pin balls.
"Fine,but dont creep out out of my sight,alright?~" you said.
And he nod madly.
"SI,SI." He said.
When the fuck did he became a Spanish?

#3!)
My step douche talks a lot about Hating Texas and how Alaska(his state) is 100% better.

Wild wild west.

The man with a covered face stepped on the lands of the -Any other Shitty city- as it was 12:00.

The other man stepped came on the other side of the street.
He held out a gun.
The other did too.
Silence.
Everyone glared at them.

But a second as they were about to shoot each other..
A BIG DINOSAUR CAME TO THE CITY BECAUSE HE WAS ON HIS WAY TO FIGHT GODZILLA.
SO HE ALSO LEFT SOME WATER ALL OVER THE CITY.
AFTER THAT RAIN THE CITY GREW WILD DEBRIS AND THEN A BIG COOKIE ALSO ROLLED ALL OVER.
SO EVERYONE ATE THE COOKIE AND BECAME FAT.
THAT IS HOW MEC DEWNELDZ WAS CREATED.