Osomatsu-San{Story X One Shots/Humour X Mature}

Homies ♥

2:30 P.M. blaeawhehejde.

You and Totoko were sitting in your room.
Watching the TV and talking about stuff.
Then mom shouted."___!TOTOKO!THEY ARE HERE!"
Sooner.
They came upstairs knocking on the door.
"Come in!" You said.
They peeked in.
You looked and smiled as they all entered in.
"Sorry,we are a little bit early..." Said Osomatsu waving at you.
"It's alright! Me and Totoko werent doing anything anyways. So... Feel like you're at home. But...do not destroy anything.." You said looking at Jyushimatsu that was wearing a musketeers Robe and a fake french mustache.
"Oh,don't worry,we will not cause any harm in your house." Said Choromatsu."I'll be looking after them."
"After the all five?" Totoko asked.
"After the all 6." Said Choromatsu pointing at ESP cat.
Ichimatsu came to you "I'm sorry. ESP cat wanted to go with me..." He looked at the opposite direction.
"Oh,well.nee-san?" Totoko looked at you with a curious glare.
"It's alright. Sometimes,we need more fluff in our lives." You said in a phisophical tone.
"___-Chan,may I lay on your bed? It looks so soft and warm~" asked Todomatsu.
You nod.
Todomatsu lay on your bed and actually took a selfie and then post it.
You looked at your phone.
~any random app~
Todomatsu: *posted a pic* getting lucky as always.
5 ♥ 6 RT
Wait,is this Twitter?
Replies:
@AphHonduras: Marry me,Totty!
@ILoveDucks: shame on you!
@696969: Good luck,bro.

'How funny.' You thought.

"So,what are we going to do?" Asked Osomatsu.
"How about we give our hearts into-"
"No." Said everyone.
Karamatsu looked away hurt.
"I. W-A-N-T A C-h-i-w-a-w-a." Said Totoko.
......
You and Totoko then danced and sing the song.
"Nyanyanyanyanya" you said walking away and dancing with Totoko.
"Moimoi mew nyunyunyu"
ITS JUST RANDOM,OK?!
"That was weird in the cutest way." Said Choromatsu.

Later on you and Totoko came into the room with a pony. Oh,wait,that's a cat in a pony costume. My bad.
The cat was white and had sparkling icy blue eyes.
"ESP cat!" Totoko called him and the cat looked at the white cat.
"This is -insert a cute name for a cat here- I'm sure you'll do great."
Said Totoko as she sat behind Ichimatsu.
Ichimatsu blushed.
0.11111% he did. I swear. I'm not blind.
My vision is blurry but I can spot a blush.

You sat behind Karamatsu.
You were holding a big pack of some manga,video games,snacks,blankets,pillows,damn,the list will never end... Oh,and movies.
You sat everything up.
Then jumped on the bed then fell on the floor.
Then you were behind Jyushimatsu who was copying your moves.
"I think I broke my butt." You said lying around on the floor.
"If that is logically possible.." Said Choromatsu sweat dropping.
You open your mouth trying to start an argue but then you closed immediately.
"Nevermind." You stood up and set your hair into a bun.
You then turned around facing the TV.
Rolling towards it.
You switched it on.
"Let's play video games!" You chant.
Other joined.
"Which one?" Asked Osomatsu with a confident pose.
"Just dance?"
Ivy:*grabs it* No.
"Where did it go!"
Other shrugged.
"What is it... Sims?" You asked.
"Too girly." Said Karamatsu.
"Hey!" Said Todomatsu.
"What is thiiiiis.... Amnesia?"
"Nope. Too scary. ESP cat will have nightmares." Said Ichimatsu.
"Gh-cats can have nightmares?" You asked with a trembling voice.
Ichimatsu nod slowly.

I'm really trying hard to remember all these console games....

"Oh! Lookie what I've found! Super Maaaaaaario cart." You said.
Everyone agreed to play.
4 on 4.
You,Kara,Osomatsu and Choromatsu vs. Totoko,and others. Too lazy to write their names. Kek.
Guess who won.
Nobody.
It end with a fight of Ichimatsu and Karamatsu.
Karamatsu accidentally stepped on ESP cat tail.
Yup.
Poor thing.

Breakie time!

You took a blanket and pretend to be a hero.
"Take a look at this! I'm the hero!" You said as you jump off the bed and the blanket flowing behind you.
"Won't say that you're a hero.... You haven't done anything like saving these peopre." Pouted Choromatsu.
You grabbed his collar and flashed anger at him.
"Gah! OK,I'm sorry,I'm sorry!" He then asked for your acceptance.
You then smiled.
"You understand me well,Choromatsu." You said.
Then you looked at the shirt he had under the hoodie.
"Oh! Formal!" You complimented him setting his shirt collar back.
He blushed and looked away still trembling from the fact that you can literally kill him on the right spot.
Like there's no left spots here.
You then took your long gloves and a bow.
Then you shoot these fabulous poses and winked. Stars floating from you.
"___ the Hero is there for help!" You said.
"Oh! Me too!" Said Totoko and did the same.
"Todomatsu! Catch this moment!" You said to him.
Todomatsu took a photo.
Then you all laughed.

Ichimatsu walked around the balcony.
Since ESP cat was busy with -thats kitty cute name-.
Suddenly.
The door got shut.
He looked away.
".....huh."

"Ey,where is Ichimatsu?" You said coming with ice package.
"Don't know." Said Karamatsu rubbing his eye.
You put the ice on his eye.

"Here.." You rubbed it gently.
Your face was really close to him.
But you didn't pay any attention.
He held your hand.
"You're so kind." He cried out.

'Ufh,Not again.' Thought Choromatsu.
What a jelly he is.

Suddenly Ichimatsu broke into the the room using the balcony door.
Well.
He knocked it down.

"Huh?!" Karamatsu gasped.
Choromatsu stood up and was angry at Ichimatsu.
"I told you not sentause any troubles and now you broke the balcony door?!" He shouted.
"Calm down,Choromatsu,nii-san~" said Todomatsu."Jyushimatsu is already on the way."
Jyushimatsu put the door back and used a duct tape."Done!"
JYUSHIMATSU SAVED THE DAYBAGAIN!
Jyushimatsu:*flies away*
Choromatsu sigh"I'll fix it back later."
"Thanks ,Choromatsu!" You thanked him a bit early.

You cuddled ESP cat.
And all just sat reading manga.
Suddenly.
You went and open the snacks and drinks.
The soda burst with a big amount of gas.
........
"ENGLISH ORGY!" You shouted.
Others looking at you.
Then they joined to eat everything with you.

P.S. english orgy is "Let's get drunk and eat till you drop." Well.. in our country it does mean.

Deep night:
You guys were watching a movie.
Covered in blankets.
Laying in a chaotic way.
You were with Todomatsu on the bed.
"Totty,please stop taking selfies. I'm not into it right now." You whined.
You were watching these weird horror movies.
Let's say."paranormal activity".
"What? I thought that we are having fun!~" he whined too.
"Tshh!!!! I'm trying to search for the ghostly presence." You covered his mouth with your hand.
JUMPSCARE!HAHA!GOT YOU.
you weren't spooked out?
Well f*CK.

"I.. Haven't seen the jumpscare! RESET THE MOVIE. IM GONNA REWATCH IT AGAIN." You shouted.
"But it was just a jumpscare! A small part!" Said Osomatsu.
"If you will be scared i cant hold your hand." Said Karamatsu.
"No,thanks. I've a pillow." You said.
"Nee-san,don't bother,its just a movie. You can watch it later." Said Totoko.
"Ugh,fine." You gave up quickly.
"You give up quick." Said Karamatsu.
"IM STUBBORN.I WILL NEVER GIVE UP." you stood up.
..... Epic battle pose.
Wind blowing at you.
"Jyushimatsu,switch the fan off!" You said.
He did so. And sat down.
.......
Then you 180° kicked Karamatsu with the leg.
He flee away.
And then you ran away downstairs.
"Nee-san!" Totoko ran after you.
You ran out of the house.
The brothers looked at you from the window.
As you parkour to the city view.
"I DO WHAT I WANT AND NOBODY WILL TELL ME WHAT TO DO." You accidentally fell into the garbage.

Then ran again.
"I DONT CARRRRRRRRRR" you said Car.

"Do you think we should catch her?"
Asked Osomatsu.
Other nod.

Last part!
It's already 1355 words!

Osomatsu came to your house holding you all tied up.
He set you on the bed.
You were out of energy.
"I-i am out of energy." You said.
Other giggled.
"Nee-san,you alright?" Asked Totoko trying to untie you.
"You better not." Said Osomatsu.
"How did you catch her?" Totoko asked Osomatsu.
"Ah,well,I used my skills." Osomatsu brag as he rubbed his nose.
"You're dirty like a stray dog." Said Choromatsu.
"I know.. I fell into the garbage. Now I feel like I am an actual-"
"You're not,____-Chan~" Todomatsu calmed you down giving you a warm smile.
"But you should take a bath,actually..", said Choromatsu throwing away the banana pill of your head." There's a used condom in your hair..." He then replied with disgust.
"Ugh. Disgusting." You said trying to escape."Totoko,i need your help. Drag me to the bathroom."
Totoko listened you and dragged you.

Late night....
-dat cute cats name- and ESP cat slept in an Yin Yang position.
Todomatsu woke you up.
"___-Chan.~" he said.
"Hm? What. What.... Todomatsu? Why aren't you sleeping?..." You asked quietly.
"I'm afraid of the monster." He said.
"M-monster? What monster?"
"Under the bed. When I lay on the floor I feel like its staring at me."
You couldn't believe this.
"Todomatsu. Go sleep."
He looked at you.
"But I'm afraid... I can't.." He pouted after then.
You thought. Then moved to one side.
"Sleep on this side." You said with no expression.
He nod and grin.
He then put the pillow and lay under the covers.
"Thank you,___-Chan!~" he thanked.
You nod and then lay on the opposite side.
Sooner or later.
You fell asleep.

Hope you enjoyed it!
Damn, 1649 words!