Osomatsu-San{Story X One Shots/Humour X Mature}

Night Chats{actually,elder brothers x you}

Finally,maybe a great idea?!
BTW. This is one of my chats. Lol. On the photo x3
Its an elder brother x reader.
Like,you're upset on them for no reason...

Ozomazu:
10 P.M.

You were about to go sleeping.
You turned off your computer and set it on the floor.
Cleaned up all the trash and crumbles from the bed.
Went to change your clothes and took a shower.
You came back And sat on the bed.
'I guess there's no need to wish the other a good night. They're asleep already thought.'
You looked at the phone.
'1 new message.'

'It is Osomatsu.' You thought.

You opened the app.
O: You awake?
You blinked.
He was online a minute or two ago.
You wrote: Still not in bed to be honest.
As you sent the message to him... He got online immediately.
O: Working on projects again?
You smiled.
You: As always.
O: Why would you work on them? Especially at night? Aren't you....
You:no,no,Osomatsu,don't even think about it!
O: Why not?~ sex on the phone service have a good salary?
You sigh but giggled then.
You: I am not that dirty to do so.
O: ........
You: Osomatsu?
O:*sends a picture*
You accepted it.
And your eyes got widened.
Osomatsu. Was standing in front of your house. At 10 P.M.
You opened the window and saw him grinning.
Geez,what an idiot.
You came downstairs.
"What are you doing here?!" You asked.
"Whaaaaat? I came to see my LIEF.Its life from drunk language. Don't ask...had to learn this language. And now you just kick me out? Aye aye ayeeeeee" he said.
You heard his breath and.
God,he is drunk yet conscious.
You waved off.
"Don't aye me,Osomatsu,you're being drunk! Well. A bit." You said.
He point up the pointing finger up.
Opened his mouth.
Then glared at you.
"Y-youre standing in shorts and its freeeezehn.." He said smirking.
You facepalm.
Then you came to his back
And pulled his forward.
"W-what are.." He said.
"Osomatsu,go home,you're drunk." You said pushing him as he resisted.
"But...I don't wanna...." He replied.
He turned around and hugged you.
Then looked up at the SKY.I LOVE SKY.
"The stars,have told me,that there is a journey awaiting for m-"
"I think you should being so into video games and sci-fi movies...or fantasies...or stuff like that." You said seriously as you pulled off of a hug.
He frowned from your action.
"B..but they told me that the prize will be grand!" He said.
You sigh smiling weakly.
"The prize will be a good night sleep." You said as you glared back at him.
"But I want to sleep with ye~" he grin crookedly.
You shook your head.
"Only when you're not drunk."
"But-"
"GOOD NIGHT." You said as you waved off and went towards your house door.
Sooner you left him alone.
You went to sleep.

His POV:
I guess getting drunk was a bad idea. I lost my chance. No,i am not talking about getting lucky or something. I want to be with _____ at night? Just to guard-okay,mister Let's get drunk and get kicked out by your girlfriend,go home and sleep.
What time is it? 12:30 P.M...
I guess i should head back for real...
Good night,______.
I hope I didn't make you mad or something...

Koromozu... Don't moind me being riturded.

Heading to the bathroom you took a phone with yourself.
As you sat in the hot water you relaxed.
Bzzzz
Bzzzzz
What was that.
A moment ago you rest your eyes.
It was your phone?
Someone's writing you.
Karamatsu: Hey,beautiful,you free?
You: No,I am fucking expensive.
K: .... I know that you are
You: it was a joke,idiot.
K: you sound hot when angry.
You: Taste my burning love.
K:Will do tonight.
You: huh,like,you will get into my house and walk around in a bathrobe?
K: how did you know that.
You: eeeeeeeeey,you son of a pine.
K: My plans are ruined.
You: My burning love has symptoms after all.
K: You are still mad at me after the fact that a plant married me,right?
You: I burnt it anyways. But the fact that you are a widow makes me think of breaking up with you,ya silly old man.
K: PLEASE DONT.IT WAS HARD TO GET YOUR HEART.
You: ....and easy to get away with it. Forget me
K: ...but,_____!
You: i cant hear you~
K:...wait. Are you joking?
You: not even close to it!
K: let me just... I will... It wasnt an official marriage!
You: but you paid attention to her more than to me.
K: because she was a mess?!