Osomatsu-San{Story X One Shots/Humour X Mature}

And again...

Yes...this is my classmate on a lesson. Don't worry,he dont mind going viral.

Random trip to the out doors.
Ian walking behind you eating a cake in his hand.
As always.
I...I love cakes... Better than my boyfriend •√•||)||
You were arguing about -any subject-
Ian got close to you and damn he was destroying your personal space as he pouted on his opinion.

"_____ and Ian!" Fucking Choroko approaching you.
You both gasped.
"Shit.. Not this again..." You said quietly looking away.
Ian waved sweatdropping at Choroko.
Choroko approached to both of you.
"You guys seem to be a really cute couple... Not the thing that I bother to.. BUT I SHOULD SHIP-"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP." You said at Choroko. "I AM NOT GAY."
"Me either." Ian said in the background.
"Oh,really~ this is just a fan fiction~ perhaps,it will make me famous. Dont you wanna make me famous,____,senpai?~" Choroko leaned to you with innocent eyes.
Ian still in the background.
You glared at Choroko with a dead state.
She sigh.
"I guess you don't love me..." Choroko sigh.
"I don't." You said with an irritated dead glare.
"Fine,no need to,I won't talk to you." Choroko pouted and turned away from you.
You looking at her back.
Then grabbed Ian's collar.
As always. I don't mind being a dog TT∆TT))

And dragged him away with you.

Elsewhere...
Osoko came into the room.
"Hey,whats with Choroko?" She said pointing at the angry female.
Excuse MIEEEEE. I may mistake the gender writing he as she or whatever. I am eating a cookie.

Some shrug. Jyushiko came towards Osoko.
"SHE IS ON HER PERIOD-" She then got hit by Chorokos laptop.
"I AM NOT." Choroko exclaimed.
Is that even a word?
"Speak to yourself. I think ____ Senpai said something bad to her." Ichiko nag on her.
Choroko with a crying face looked up at Ichiko.
"You're a bitch." She said.
"Speak to yourself."
"I think we should not bother about ____..." Osoko tried to make the atmosphere calm.

Several days after...
Karako slammed the window open.
And looked at you.
"Y-did you just break into my room using the window?!" You gasped and came up to her.
"Shhhhh,senpai." She hit you with a table. Yes...weird.

You passed out

Then you find yourself tied up.
You looked down.

You were naked.

Guess what.
The girls approached you.
"Good morning,precious!~" Todomatsu said as she blushed.

Okay,you were in the underwear.
They didn't manage to take other stuff off. Since they're shy about it.
Plus it is disgusting.
For some girls...
*glares at Todoko.*

You gasped.
"Todoko,Ichiko,Osoko?! And. GAGH,JYUSHIKO,PERSONAL SPACE." You got scared of Jyushiko that was standing behind you. Glaring with.. Yellow. Lenses... How did I know..

"The fuck have you done?!" You said.
"Shhhhh..." Said one of them.
"You are such a pussy." Karako said as she came from the dark.
"Why am I tied up?!" You asked them.
"We want to punish you for being rude to Choroko." Said Osoko.
You sigh.
"But it doesn't mean that I have to be half naked." You pout.
....
Eh.
Took them a while to make out an answer.
Ichiko said... "Exactly,you should be like this."
"Eh?"

Few moments later...
You were dressed in a maid dress.
"I DIDNT ASK FOR THIS?!" You said at them. Your hands being tied up together.
They hand you a dish.
"Serve the cake to her." Said Osoko.
"Wait.. Cake!!" You said but got dragged to the room quickly.
The room was em- oh,wait,Choroko was crying.
Psh. What a stupid sigh.
You feel stupid in this dress.
"Ch-choroko...." You said.
She gasped and fell from the bed.
Quickly standing up.
"Uh,____ senpai,i um..what do you want?" She pretend to look away and be mad at you.
You had your stone expression.
"Listen. I aint gonna play your stupid games. Your sisters tied me and undressed. Then put me into this shit. Now they think I am a slave of their?!" You said.
Choroko didn't speak a word.
You opened the dish top and saw a green colored cake.
You shove it to her.
"Take this cake and pretend to be my friend again." You said with a husky voice.
Choroko turned to you. "F-friend.."
You sigh.
"No,a fucking cousin,what else?" You said harsh.

Suddenly ... The closet was slammed open.
Ian jumped from the closet.
And he looked like a psycho.
He grabbed the cake and ate it.
Ian..was in a maid..outfit too?
"Ian,how the fuck did you end up here?" You said and thought to cover your self with hands.
"...____! I.. I got tied up a long ago. Nice dress,by the way." Ian said.
You looked up at Choroko who was deep red.
You throw away the plate.
"You think playing with people like this is alright?" You looked even more irritated.
"I am...um.."
You grabbed her hand and dragged her to the sisters.

You opened the door and saw them standing In the hall.
They were tense.
"You girls are ridiculous." You said tearing off the maid dress.
"You think playing with people is that normal? Like yes. We can do whatever we want to with them. YES.OF COURSE. HAH."

Several minutes later..
You were dressed into a barmen/waiter outfit.
You know.
One single towel covering your bottom....collar..and the wrists..um thing. Forgot the name.

"I hate you girls."

Sorry for the terrible parts xp