Osomatsu-San{Story X One Shots/Humour X Mature}

Pretty Fly for A Jap guy xD

What the fuck am I doing.
*sits in a bath tub full of socks*

Now. Now. Look at your man. Now at me.
*sits on a horse*
Now at your man.
Now at me.
*is riding a bike.*
Anyways.
I've been busy drawing Niji Neko and writing Haikyuu fan fuck-i mean Fictions.
*waves a celery* go read it if you like it. It has a lot of crack in it..*wipes off white powder from her nose*
T--this is sugar powder..
*needle pupils*
*is bad ass. Strokes her hair back*
Ah...

You hugged your Eggplant plushie and saw a dream...

Ichimatsu dressed as a bird carrying a small bird.
It was Karamatsu in a bird outfit.
Ichimatsu set him on the roof top.
Karamatsu shines and stand up.

There was a motivational song in the background.
He was about to sing but he stepped on a mouse.

You woke up and find out it was 8 P.M.
You heard a noise.
You opened your window and saw Karamatsu laying down.
"Karamatsu?!" You grin. "You alright?! And.. How the fuck did you appear here?!"

"I.. I am just pretending to be a pancake...you know...pancaking around in a bird outfit..." He replied blushing madly.
Embarrassing.
You saw Osomatsu in a dog outfit.
And Ichimatsu coming towards Karamatsu.
Ichi kicked Kara.
Then Kara got up.
"Oi,____! Come out! We are going to a cosplay party,remember?" Osomatsu said.
Choromatsu came up with Todo in a cat outfit and Jyushi in a hedgehog outfit...wait..hedgehog..
"Oi! Right!" You remembered.
You took your outfit and opened the door coming out.
"Eh? Where is your outfit?" Osomatsu asked you.
You gloomed at Oso.
"I am cosplaying me."
".....oh." He said.
"Alright,Totty,like we repeated. Nyan-chan is going to be there. I Dont want to get embarassed."
Choro said to Totty.
Totty smiled with his innocent look.
"Like.. Nya?" Totty said.
Choro's vein was about to explode.
"DO YOU CALL IT A NYA?! IT SO HALF ASSED MY ASS HAIR IS ON FIRE-"
Everyone glared at him.
"Creepy one" you said.
Osomatsu nod.
Choromatsu looked at you.
His smile got crooked.
You sweat dropped.

He took off Totty's outfit and made you wear a pink cat's outfit.
"Okay,_____,Please make a cute cat sound." Choro said politely.
"Moo." You said with a giggle.
"Tch-its a cow sound,now,darling,make it appropriate." He said.

Oh,by the way its outside the entrance of the club.

"I'd like to hear that." Ichimatsu motivated you.
You were shaking and sweating.
You grabbed a guitar from nowhere.
"You're the light,you're the night,you're the color of my blood.
You're the cure,you're the pain.
You're the only thing I wanna touch. Never knew that it could mean so much-"
Choromatsu madly blush.
"_____! Don't sing so!" He said.
Others were shocked too.
You made a mad guitar solo.
"LOVE MEY LIEK YOU DO.
LOVE MEY LIEK YOU DO.
TOUCH MEY LIEK YOU DO.
TOUCH MEY LIEK YOU DO
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR.
EVERY INCH OF YOUR SKIN.
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" you had steam coming off your nose And ears.
"...is she singing about sex?!" Osomatsu whispered to Karamatsu.
"On words she is Sasha grey,but in real li-"
"Shut up" Ichi cut off Kara.

"Wh-where did she go?!" Asked Jyushimatsu
"She was a second ago..behind you..." Totty said.

The entrance to the club was open.
They glared at each other and ran inside.

They saw fans.... A crowded place..

"There she is!" Jyushi pointed at her.
You were playing on a guitar as Nyan-Chan was singing.

Choromatsu leaned on Osomatsu.
"AAAAWWWWWW,SO CUTE." He said as blood rushed to his face.
"....creep." Osomatsu whispered.

Xjlwnxkand
*sleeps*