Osomatsu-San{Story X One Shots/Humour X Mature}

Not a Western Romantic{Karamatsu x reader.Lemonade}

Hello again! And. Welcome to a lemonade.
Since I was busy preparing for an interview for one idiot I had to read a lot and cry from old classics.

So it looks like a cheap musical.

You were sitting on the bench.
Suddenly.
You heard a noise.

A clock ticking sound...
It was rhythmic yet unknown where.

"Hello,love,you all alone?"
You glared at the man and spotted a horse.
You jumped.
You looked at the man and saw.... Karamatsu.
Here's a choice for you.
A) He was wearing a Sombrero and Mexican moustache.
B) He was wearing a cowboy outfit....creepy.

Anyhow.
Let's make him speak with a Spanish accent.

To the native of these:
I am sorry to insult your nation or language.
This is a stereotypical parody of your nation.
So..eh. *wears a Vyshyvanka and drinks Samohonka* ЗДОРОВЕНЬКІ БУЛИ!
*пійшов бухати*

"Karamatsu?! Why the fuck are you on a horse?!" You said.

Karamatsu,your stupid boyfriend,decided to surprise you.
He always tried to act like this,but he failed.
Anyways,you were tolerant towards him.
Since you feel li-wait...why am writing this detail.
You feel something else towards him.
Not like I think of him.
Anyways.
What was I?

He smirked "Oi,beautiful,how about we run away from the open world and hide in the sunlight's beams together?~" he said in that weird Spanish accent.
-bitchwat- face. Is the face that you gave him at that moment.
He frowned then gave you his hand.
"Let's go on a date." He said seriously.
"Karamatsu. I will. But only one problem...." You said pouting.
"Eh?" He said as his moustache sticked of his skin.
"....where did you get a fucking horse?! We don't have stables around.." You said.
"..... These are Jyushimatsu and Todomatsu." Karamatsu said as he jumped off the 'horse'.
The horse split into two people.
You stood there like an idiot.
"Wat."

Later on...

Karamatsu walking by the street behind you still being a Mexican.
Now he was holding a guitar.
You hugged your arms and walked with a dark aura behind you.
He came up to you and played a guitar. Heh,he was really good in it....yet so lame.
He used some fake chords.
"Oi,____,quierida,why are you so-a upset?" Karamatsu asked.
"Karamatsu. Be normal." You said.
He then became normal.
Fast...kinda...

DONT FUCKING ASK.

"I'm listening, love." He said coming closer to you.

"You're so random..." You smiled and went a little bit faster.
He blinked.
Then smirked.
"I am not reading enough books? Should I read more romantic?" He said.

Your house.
"No,I think you should try something erotic." You said leaning on the wall of your closet.
He leans to you.
"I'm not up to read 50 shades." He replied.
"I am not telling you to. Perhaps,we can make up our own adventures." You looked at him with a seducing glare.
He got deep red.
"Our own adventures?" He repeat the last words of yours.
You nod as your body began to slide down the wall slowly and you held your hands together close to your chin.
He smirked nervously.
"You must be kidding me?" He said putting one of his hand on his head.
You roll your eyes.
"L-life never prepared me to this... Wait. Are we talking about THAT?" His voice broke a little as he said the word.
You nod.
He flashed sweat.
"WELL THEN LIFE NEVER PREPARED ME TO THIS." He said worriedly.
"Let me lead you to the end." You said as you were a man from the erotic adventures book.. Yeah..
"I... I don't kno-" he replied.
You grabbed his shoulder and pulled it closer you. Making his ear close to your lips.
He had goose 'nips' as would Felix say.
"Stay calm,Karamatsu,just listen to my order..." You said to him calmly and quietly.
He breath hard and fast. He was panicking.
You then grabbed his head.
Whatever it is called.
And pulled him. Your forehead facing him.
The negative space being smaller and smaller...
"Don't you want our ship to be stronger?" You asked quietly yet whispering.
You looked into his eyes.
You smiled weakly but honestly.
"Its so funny how you act outside. So confident and now you're facing...the thing that you always think off? You're so shy inside.." You said pecking his lips.

Admit this,he was playing it innocent. Or was he not?

He kissed you on the cheek leaving the traces down your neck.
He unbuttoned your shirt and kissed um •√•||)|| yes. Your..chest. Stuff.
You arched your back as it was ticklish.
You chuckled from this.

He placed you on the bed being on top of you.
He stopped.
Glared at you.
Then leaned down to your ear.
"I'm still romantic,not dirty. I am not fucking like those animals,I make love." This is what he whispered.
Mm,it wont be a kinky type of sex thought.

He smiled from this.
And wrapped your arms around his neck.
He continued to place some kisses down your chest.

Continue yourself,miss ____'s fantasy.

The next morning...
You were lying on his chest.
He cuddling with you.
Yes,he was enjoying these moments...
You didn't even have to ask about it to him.
You were both awake.
You looked then at him.
He was smiling and tried to play cool as always.
But this time...it was different.
Perhaps...it could be called an after sex mood?
He kiss you on the head.
You purred from this.

The parents were getting ready for the work.
They glared at you and K-karamatsu...
Parents didn't much admire you an Karamatsu..
He was the typo that could leave you all alone.
But he wasn't that womanizer.
They glared at you.
Karamatsu greet them.
They did so.
But well,you didn't care.
Parents thought that Osomatsu or Choromatsu was your type. To be honest. But since you're a grow up. They didn't bother.

Huehuehue~
Cruel parents thinking of who should you date. >;3))