Osomatsu-San{Story X One Shots/Humour X Mature}

"GET THE F*CK OUT FROM MY HOUSE.„

I decided to fresh it up.

Night.
What can be better than this time?
You were working on your projects as always.
01:00 A.M.
You looked at the clock.
"I should go sleep." You said to yourself.
Suddenly,you heard a noise.
It was...probably from the the kitchen.
You went downstairs.
"Mom? Dad? Totoko?" You asked out when you came downstairs.
"Sh*t,how can someone see in the dark?" You asked them.
Silence.
Then,you switched on the light.
The kitchen was...empty?
"Oh,well. I had a hallucination..."
You giggled and drank some water.
Then turned upstairs.
If you can even turn upstairs.....
Your room was dark "hm, weird, I thought that I left the lights on..." You tried to find the lights on.
Without looking at it.
You switched it on.
Seconds ago.
It's switched off.
You looked at the dark room.
Tried to switch the lights on.
NOW looking at it.
You then saw.
There was a face in front of you.
"Heh??!" You almost shouted. And you backed out from him.
"Wh-who are you?!" You asked.
He looked at you.
The man had these huge a*s cheeks and a really weird smile.
. . . .
He switched the lights off.
You switched back.
He did again.
And he did again.
Again.
And again.
Again.
And again.
"YOURE MAKING ME MAD.WHO ARE YOU?!"
"Dayooooooon~" he said.
And then switched the lights off.
You looked down.
Your smile twitches.
Suddenly,everything began to set on fire.
The whole bg was on fire.
Then your eyes set on fire.
And you looked at him.
Hate got you.
And your hand burned with hate.
"GET THE F*CK OUT OF MY HOUSE" you shouted and then you punched him.
He flee away from the window.
"dayoooooooooooooooon~~"
And he flee away to the Matsuno house.
Totoko peeked at your room.
Rubbing her eye she said "what happened?"
You looked from the window."burglars. "

When Dayon flew into the Matsuno house.
He flew into their room like a meteor on fire.
The brothers got scared and so the jumped into one corner and shivered all together.
Dayon was in ashes and he had freshly burned buns.
And he had something stuck in his butt.
Oh,it's a book.
Nevermind!
"D-dayon......" He said.
The brothers looked at each other "heh?!"

The next morning...
You and Totoko were sitting drinking tea and having breakfast.
Mom then screamed.
"WHERE IS THE FOOD I STUFFED FOR A WEEK?!"
You and Totoko looked at each other.
And then shrug.
"Bulglars." You both said.