Osomatsu-San{Story X One Shots/Humour X Mature}

Nightmares.Kinda dirty ;P))

You had a one dream where everything is eggplant.
You had this nightmare a long time ago.
Dream:
You were coronated with an eggplant and you held an eggplant.
You threw the eggplant away and screamed.
Then you woke up.

Night....
Quiet.
You were breathing really fast as your skin was covered with cold sweat.

That day...
Walking around the market with Totoko.
"Hey,___,nee-san,you have eye bags under your eyes..." She asked with care.
"I...I have the same nightmare every night..."
"Oh,heh?" She then asked with a smirk.
"Heh...-" you froze in one pose and saw eggplants.....
"What is it,nee-san?" Totoko asked and then looked at the eggplants.
She then grabbed one and shove it into your face.
"T-totoko?! What are you doing?!" You tried to get away from the eggplant.
She giggled.
"Teasing you! You said its your nightmare,right?"
You then grabbed the eggplant.
"N-no,it's not!" You then looked at your hand. "E-heh.." Your smile twitched from the sight of the eggplant in your hand.
.
.
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Osomatsu was reading a dirty comics.
Suddenly,he turned to the corner.
And met you.
He jumped and looked at you hiding his comics. And sweating pin balls.
"O-oh,___-Chan! What are you doing here?!" He asked rubbing his neck.
You looked at him holding an eggplant in your hand.
With no expression. Hair being all messed up.
He leaned to your face.
"___-Chan?~" he asked."why are you holding an eggplant?"
He then grabbed it from you.
Suddenly,you came to yourself.
"Heh?!" You jumped.
Osomatsu grin and looked at you."oh,___,you finally came to your senses!"
You blinked and looked at him."w-what?"
Osomatsu then gazed at you holding the eggplant.
"Gah!" You said when you saw the eggplant.
"What is it? Are you afraid of it? ~" he said curiously.
"N-no! I am...just.. I had..." You tried to find the words...
"I've read enough stories to know where this is going to." He said proudly.
"What? Where?!" You asked.
"Porn." He said confidentaly.
.......
"Osomatsu!" You shouted at him.
He grin and rubbed his nose.
"This is not funny!" You said.
"Then confess why are you afraid of it?" He said cheerfully.
Sooner then you told him this.
You walked by the dark street.
His hands were in his pockets.
"Oh,well,that's not good..." He said after you finished telling about the Nightmares you had.
"I don't know what to do..." You said.
"___-Chan.. Have been thinking about something lately?" He looked at the sky then blushing.
"Thinking... About.. Life? Eheh.." You looked away laughing nervously.
"They say,dreams are the imprints that you think of during the day..." He said.
"Well i think of cooking eggplants..."
You giggled.
Osomatsu looked at you.
"You look suspicious." He grin."come on,___-Chan... You can't hold your secrets." He poked you. Accidentally chest.
He blushed.
"Uh-ah,sorry." Then hiding his hands at his back. And looked away.
"I don't have secrets...." You blushed and concentrated on the road.
Osomatsu got the eggplant and shoved you.
You jumped and shouted "EEEEEEEE,OSOMATSU,PUT THAT THING AWAY." He held your hand and put the eggplant.
You grabbed it and looked at it.
.......
"I think you actually over watched porn." He said.
You looked at him "hu-heh?! Who do you think I am?!" You yelled at him blushing madly. Still holding the eggplant.
"You look like these virgin girls..." He giggled.
T_T "like you are not a virgin." You replied.
"...........you're right."

Let the fantasy flow again.
I dunno.
But.. I think we should try experimenting some lemons with the elder brothers,don't you think so?