Osomatsu-San{Story X One Shots/Humour X Mature}

The hero in everyone's heart...

Well.
I had thought on Mr.Flag...
Here.

"Eh?" A message came to you.
Opening the phone.
You saw a notification.
"Party at my house. 5P.M."
It was Mr.Flag. or else... Hatabou.
But I prefer Mr.Flag.
Well,you knew well that he was a rich and wealthy weird...guy that looks like he is eight years old.
Well.
He wasn't.

After all,you decided to check out his house and enjoy the party.

The Matsuno brothers came to his house.
Waiting for someone to meet them.
"I think we are a bit early." Said Todomatsu.
"Mhm." Said Karamatsu striking his cool pose.
Stomp stomp.
Here comes Hatabou.
"Vielkam to mai house! Ar yu readi for the party?" He asked.
"Party? We don't see anyone!" Said Osomatsu a bit surprised.
"They vill com sun. There's onli van guest zat came early." He said.
You then came over.
You had a serious stone face expression as you walked in.
The boys got surprised.
"___-Chan!!" Said Jyushimatsu but then realised.....

You were dressed in a general military outfit.
Your hair was made into a hipster Mohawk. And the boots looked heavy.
Your hands were crossed at the back. And you stood seriously.
Well,okay,one of the button on your jacket wasnt buttoned.

"___-Chan?!" Said Choromatsu. "What happened to you?" They then looked at Mr.Flag.
Karamatsu looked away smirking "well,I'd like to be punished by these kind of girls.." He said.
"D-dont speak like that!" Said Choromatsu yelling at Karamatsu.
"Hatabou! You have to tell us what happened?!" Said Osomatsu almost leaning to his face to beat him up.
Hatabou tried to say something but then you interrupted.
You sigh and sweatdrop "We were just role playing..."
"Eh?!" They looked at you.
"No,not in that way. We just found some tanks and had a battle. So we had to fit into these military outfit to get into the war mood." You looked away blushing.
Hatabou then walked away.
"Vait for the oter!" He said.
......
You grabbed Jyushimatsu's collar.
"HE THREW MONEY AT ME AND WANTED ME TO STRIP INFRONT OF HIM." You shaked him.
"Eh?!" They all looked at you.
"Good that you guys are here! I thought I won't run away from that-" you then hide behind Karamatsu back peeking at everyone.
"I'll stay here." You then tried to get into his jacket from the back of his"woah,woah,calm there." Said Karamatsu and grabbed you like a cat.
You looked at him with puppy eyes"please?! Karamatsu?! I don't want him to take my virginity?!" You said kneeling to his legs.
He tried to kick you away but then you sticked to his leg.
"Ugh... Fine." He said.
Them you smiled throwing your hands up and accidentally hitting Osomatsu's eye.
"Ouch!" He said and grabbed his face.
Then Hatabou came from the room and you were facing his back.
"Let's go play a game!" He said.
As you jumped from being scared.
You jumped so high that you hang on the ceiling like a cat.
Karamatsu grabbed you and put you on his back and you all walked after Hatabou.
"Why does it have to be Karamatsu but not me?!" Asked Osomatsu pouting a bit.
"Because Karamatsu is a strong loser!" You said hugging him. Covered by his jacket.
"Don't be so happy about that...." Said Ichimatsu.

So.
Well.
Hatabou had a dimension game.
That took you to a 3D game world.
And you had to run towards the finish line trying to get over the puzzles.

Guess what.
You were paired with Karamatsu.
Jyushi with Totty and Choro with Osomatsu.
Ichimatsu was with...ugh. Hatabou.
You were all taken to the other dimensions.
And the game have started.
One of you had to use a weapon.
You grabbed an umbrella.
"Heh?! There's an entire f*cking sword there,____!" Kara said.
You hit him gently on the head.
"Nope,I prefer using something common." You said smiling.
He still carrying you.
You gonna be carried the entire time.
"Common? You kill people with umbrellas?" He said as he walked through the next room.
Quest rooms etc.
"Nope." You said.