Osomatsu-San{Story X One Shots/Humour X Mature}

"C-cute„{Mature ;;DD}

Shortly about this part:Choromatsu had a bner.
SOMEONE,COMMENT SOMETHING.
IVE A WINTER BREAK AND MY FRIENDS DONT HAVE TIME FOR ME.

You decided to take a walk at the city since you need some ideas for your projects.
Besides,watching p*rn gets boring. Let's be honest.

It was really silent at this part of the city.
Perhaps,it was the place where nerds hang out... You know,these weird concerts and these Comicon or whatever your thing is called.(Pls dunt haet.)
You just walked around... Oh,have I told you? You decided to wear a long sleeved and baggy sweater and a skirt. Since you stole some from Totoko. You tried to be like her but she didn't like it. No,I'm not making Totoko a total b**ch here.

You suddenly saw a big gang exiting the night club.
Some guys just screamed when they saw you..EH.. Creepy.
They thought you're cute.
And I do too-
Some just tried to talk to you and asked if you're single.
Ah,annoying.
Oh! Suddenly you see a familiar NORMAL(I said it with my crazy voice bllllleeeee) face.
It was Choromatsu.
Wearing a green flannel shirt.
You waved and shouted at Choromatsu.
"CHOROMATSU-KUN!"
All the guys just screamed again as it made you feel annoyed.
When he saw you he blushed a bit and stood there.
You skipped to him and hugged him.
"____-Chan!" He blushed madly.
"Been a long time!"
You noticed other were jealous of Choromatsu.
"H-how did you get here?" He asked quite shyly.
You pulled from the hug."Quite...wanted to take a walk and got lost in my thoughts..." You scratched your head and looked away.
He looked at you with eyes filled with sparkles.
You looked at him "And what were you doing there?"
He shrug. "A-ah... I was at the concert.."
You looked at him."really? That's cool. Who's is the idol?" You said with sarcasm.
"Nyan-chan." He said.
You stared into the ground.
"Nyan-chan? The cat girl?" You asked.
He nod.
"OH,SWEET." You then pulled out cat ears from nowhere. "NYAN!" You had a competing mood now.
Choromatsu giggled from this.
"L-lets go from here... I don't people to stare at you." He offered his arm. And you grabbed it.
Later on,you pulled your hand from him.
And skipped on the stones at the park you were passing by.
Then you climbed on a lantern.
Then you realised you were stuck on a tree.
"Uh oh.."
Choromatsu was chasing you.
I think he got lost...
And he lost you.
You then screamed from the height and cried out.
Because it was too high and you were afraid.
Choromatsu ran into the tree and looked up.
"___-Chan!" He then covered his eyes and tried to hide the nose bleed.
Oh,you were in a skirt.
Right.
You covered yourself with the hand.
He then tried to look.
"How did you get there?!" He asked as he panicked.
"I don't even know!" You looked down panicking herself.
"Can you climb down?!" He said.
"I'm afraid to!" You cried out.
He thought a bit.
And then opened his arms.
"Jump!" He said seriously.
"B-but.." You pouted.
"Jump or you will be stuck up there forever!" He said confidentaly.
You believed him because he sound like that.
You slipped your leg and slipped down.
Choromatsu was at the bottom of the tree.(like,just right before the tree. Close to it)
When you slipped down he grabbed you by the waist and pulled you to him.
.
.
.
But I guess he got you too close.
Ivy: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) you guess what's that,'ight?~~

You blushed as he did too.
Then he let go of you.
Covering the accident with hand.
"I-im sorry." He apologized for it.
You didn't know what to reply with.
"Uh....uhm....uuuhhhm...." You tried to find some words....
"I don't know...what to say..." You looked away and blushed.
He then tried to cover it with his backpack.
Yes,that's actually appropriate. It's like pretending to be pregnant with a backpack. Sorry. Never mind.
"You may hate me now..." He said.
You understood that it was an accident and it was not his fault.
But how could you talk to him after this....you noted to yourself.
Your choice:
A) You flick him off.
"Go away." You said.
"What?!" Choromatsu was hurt.
And he ran away.

Congratulations, you're a bad person.
Please proceed by skipping this part. Thanks.

B)You take the apology.
"Ah..remember the lesson of anatomy?" You said waving your hand.
"Eh?" He asked still with the mad blush on.
"Lesson when you learnt about d**** and ***** and also *****."
He looked at you with wide eyes.
"____-Chan...you're being..."
"Its all natural,right? And perhaps you can't control it perhaps.... You may have thought of something dirty..." You pouted.
He looked at you shocked.
"____-Chan,i-i-am sorry.. I didnt-" he tried to make it clear.
You then grabbed Choromatsu's head and looked into his eyes. Without contacting the lower parts cccccc:::::
What am I doing with my life.
"Senpai." You said quietly.
And he blushed again.
"Apology accepted."you replied back.
Then you let go of him.
And you went away letting him stay there.
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.
.
Several days later.
Night.
Something sparkles.
"H-m..what?"
"____~~____~~"
"Who's there?"
The writer comes in. "Oi."
".....Ivy?"
"Y-yes. That's me."
"Why are you in a fairy costume and have an axe and..you're covered in blood?!"
"NEVERMIND.HOW ARE YOU DOING?"
"AH..Pretty nice... Well,Choromatsu had a b**** and I just ran away."
"I've seen that already. I just came here to tell you about the future: you have to make a wide choice and pick one of them."
".....so?"
"Please don't be harsh to Choromatsu.I am going now to the future ololololololo~"
*hwoooosh~~*
At the morning.
You thought what the actual f*ck was at night.

You then went outside.

Guess who did you meet!
Choromatsu all alone! And,ah... He was carrying some books. Of anatomy.
"Choromatsu..." You looked at him shyly.
He then noticed you and rubbed his neck.
"G-Greetings,____-Chan..."
"Where are you going?" You asked him.
"To the library..." He replied "___-Chan.."
"Hm?"
"Are you still mad at me?"
"N-no... I told you already...I accepted your apology..."
He then smiled nervously.
"Good to know! Th-i will call or write...you...sometime..." He replied blushing."when can I write you?"
"Anytime you want to!" You smiled warmly.
Then you said your goodbye.

That night.
11:00 P.M.
Choromatsu: ___-Chan?
You: Yes?
Choromatsu: You aren't sleeping,am i disturbing you?
You: Nope. I'm just working on my project.
Choromatsu: So...

Proceed by your own fantasy.
You talked the whole night.
+1 to Choromatsu trust.
I'm really sorry for writing these kind of stupid fan fics.
This is not even close to a one shot.
But when I'll finish the story mod I'll start doing the One Shots.

Aaand I forgot about Jyushimatsu.
Well,I'll write it right now.
Just..lemme draw putin on the toilet paper....
Ivy.