Osomatsu-San{Story X One Shots/Humour X Mature}

Hairstyles.

I thought of the lemon fan fic the whole night.
It's ready. Now I have to write it and wait.

You suddenly came to their house.
You had a bag with random stuff in it.
"____?!" Said Karamatsu as he was fighting Jyushimatsu.{just a game}
"Why didn't you knock?" Asked Osomatsu grinning and blushing.
You closed the door and faced them with a stone expression.
"Is something wrong?" Asked Ichimatsu.
You approached Ichimatsu.
He was a bit confused.

You threw the bag to him and came towards him.
Then hugging him.

...wat. I just confused myself...

Everyone was confused too.

Ichimatsu hugged you back.
But note.
You were standing and he was sitting.
So it looked like you were trying to kill him with your bobs.

Wat.

You then released him from a hug but he didn't.
You took a soft brush from the bag.
And you stroked his hair as you started to smile.
When he feel that ....he looked at you.
ESP cat started to rub his back against your legs. He was purring.
"What are you doing." He said.
"Trying to make your hair?" You said.
.......
You looked at his hair.
.......
It was stubborn.
You then got the hair gel.
Applied it.
And stroked it against your direction.
Basically...
He looked like a sleepy mafia soldier.
You backed away.
Looking and chuckling like an idiot.
Ichimatsu walked to the mirror.
"This is ridiculous." He said.
You smiled "Well-i-i dunno. This looks kinda cool and hot."
Everyone looked at you.
You jumped "gh-no,not like...ah,my opinion..." You shook your hand.
Karamatsu came towards you."So then,make me a new hairstyle." He said.
Others cheered too.
"Ah.. It'll be hard to.." You said.

Todomatsu had curly hair. Wat.
Like.
You know. How these Kpop or whatever do.
"How is it?!" You asked hugging a mirror.
"Kinda fits me right." He said as he took pictures of himself.
You smiled.

Jyushimatsu had fun with himself as he played with the hair gel.
He formed an entire f@cking banana on his head using the gel.
"No,Jyushi! Bad boy,no!" You said as you took the gel away. Them checking the texture of the hair."Your hair is going to fall from this amount of gel..."
Jyushi got scared and ran to the bathroom.

Karamatsu.
You made these hipster hairstyles to him.
He stroked his hair and act cool as he was.
"Karamatsu." You said as he looked at you.
"Unusually cool for me.." He said.
"That's something new for me?"

Choromatsu.
"Ah,maybe we won't... I don't want to look stupid..."
"This is just an experiment.."
He shook his head smiling nervously "No,thanks."
You shrug.

Who else? Ah! Osomatsu.
"Let's try something girly!" He said cheerfully.
"What?" You tilted your head.
He sat. "Ey,____-Chan!" He said calling you.
He was sitting in front of the mirror.
You came over. "Um.."
He then grabbed your hair and made a wig out of the ends. I mean. If you have long hair...
"Am I beautfiul?" He asked with a flirty wink.
You sweatdrop nervously.
"Not at all." You said trying to escape.
He let go.
"Well then,go on." He said waiting.
You looked at all of them.
Trying to make a new hairstyle...
You put your finger at your chin.
Biting your lower lip and your other hand holding a brush above his hair.
"Eh.." You said tilting your head..
You flipped one side to the opposite side. And messed up a little bit.
"Osomatsu.. I've no idea." You give up.
Well.
He liked it.
"Oh my got,this is so cool!" He said."Todomatsu! Come 'ere!"
Todomatsu came over to both of you.
"This is..." He said thinking wisely. "This is really trendy." He said.
"See?" Said Osomatsu.

Okay.
Nobody left.

"Choromatsu!" Said Osomatsu as he put his hand on a shoulder.

Choromatsu got a Samurai hair bun.

"I look ridiculous." He sigh.

"You look pretty rage." You said calmly.
"What did you mean like?!" He said glaring at you angrily.
You grin.
"Calm down,tiger with disbalanced hormones! It was a compliment!" You said hiding behind Osomatsu.
He sighs again.
"Well,at least I've a better hairstyle than Jyushi." He said.
Jyushi had wet hair so you had to blow it with a blow dryer. He looked fluffy. Damn,afro.
He didn't care.

"What about you?" Todomatsu said looking at you.
"Me? Oh..ah.." You looked away."I know what hairstyle-"

They made your hair curly and you had a rainbow mane. With some kind of sparkles...

"...to do." You looked at the mirror. "Oh,that's pretty sweet." You touched it.

Let's take pictures!

Ivy,no.