Osomatsu-San{Story X One Shots/Humour X Mature}

Superhero AU

The video has the Huculs of the Carpathians.
Dunno why.
I decided to show you. Because I love Huculs and I watched "The shadows of the forgotten ancestors". Yeah.
If you wanna know more just ask me x3))

Oh,BTW,I am done with the gender swap. Since I've nothing else to write about.

I am out of ideas.....

You were walking by the street.
Suddenly.
You saw a woman and she was screaming for help!
You saw a burglar trying to take the woman's purse.
You were calm as always.
You just approached the man and put the hand on his shoulder.
"Excuse me,sir...can you please stop-" you said in a calm voice.
The man looked at you.
He looked terrified as he caught your glare.
He let go the bag.
"Eh-i..I will never do this-" he then ran away as you tried to approach him...
You stood there like an idiot...
Let's say,your face was empty like Saitamas.

"Oh,young ladEH you sav'd mah Lief." The woman replied.
Wat.
You looked at her and she backed away a little bit.
"You're welcome..? I didn't do anything? It was just a purse?" You were still confused.
"Oh,no,no,there is a jar of my soul in this purse." She said.
You stood there. You were blank.
'Geez,what the fuck is she talking about?' You thought.

Bzdyk.

"Oh,damn,____! You did well today!" Said Ivy while putting on the Hucul traditional outfit.
Damn,the sleigh bells on the skirt were annoying...
You nod smiling weakly while sipping the tea.
"I don't know why,but...the lady said that I saved even without doing any sort of action..." You pouted.
"Well,well,well. I think that you secretly have a power!" Ivy cheered.
You looked at.
"Huh. Power? I don't remember having any in my sleeves." You replied.

Flashback:

1) You once touched a guy and he ran away.
2) You scare people on the street with your glare.
3) You poked Karamatsu and he flee away.
4) I have a bad memory. -3-)~~

Back to reality...

"Ooooh." You said. "But how does THIS make me have a power?"
You asked Ivy.
Ivy waved her hands as the sleigh bells ran into an annoying killing music for you.
I think you had blood from your ears.
You were tolerant.
"LETS SEE...YOU DONT FEEL MUCH PAIN AND YOU ARE STROOOOOOONG." She said through the loud noise.

You ran away throght the window.
"I love sleigh bells c :" Ivy said as she stopped. "I think I must be a hero too."

You at home.
"Superhero they said.. When I have no much power...I will just give it a try. I should take a look at peoples reaction...." Your thoughts were completely lost.

The next...few days.

You went for the groceries.
And suddenly you heard people massively screaming.
You head to the main ave.
And saw -any monster- that was attacking the people.
You glared at it exhaling from. #NotAmazed shock.
"....."
The monster was grabbing people all the way the ave.
You saw Ivy in the background....waving the sleigh bells.
Well.
She's alright.
The monster came up to you.
"BXOQKZBUWZVGS" He said and no,Ivy doesn't speak like this.
She may say this when she is drunk but no idea what is this language."I AM ________RETARDEDMONSTERNAME______.WHO DARES TO STAND ON MY WAY?"

You glared.
He sweatdropped.
"Your name is Douche bag the handicapped monster. And I do." You replied.
Ivy in the background.
GOD DAMN IT,IVY,GET THE HELL AWAY FROM THE SCENE.

He glared at you.
Then he leaned to you.
"You stupid fool." He said in a husky voice.
You poked him and he died instantly.
All the people ran to you.
Still thinking... To talk to you or not?
Ivy flee to you.
"____!!!" She said. She then kicked the monster. "YOU SAVED THE PEOPLE??"
You glared."kinda?" You said.
"ALL HAIL OUR HERO!" Ivy threw the hands up as the bells flee away."MY BELLS" she ran after them.
Ivy the master of running away in a crowded place. Best plot twister in these situations.
People glared at you.
Then smiled and came towards you.
They called you a hero?

I have so much question to answers....

At your house.
"You should join the... The hero association!" Ivy said.
"No!!!!"

Anyways. You got dragged there.
You.. Kinda got it?
And. You saw the elite heroes.

How the fuck did the Matsuno brothers became heroes?!

No idea
Hope you like this Introduction.
If you liked it and want me to write an episode 2.
Tell me.
I am here.
*wears glasses*
Oh,wait, I mean.
*rings the bells*