Osomatsu-San{Story X One Shots/Humour X Mature}

BACK TO REALITY{Jyushimatsu x reader}

Mom: would you like a lemonade?
Me: ah... Um. Yezz.
Mom: I need lemons.
*wakes up*
LET ME SLEEP IN PEACE.

Anyways.
Guess who has a stomach ache and is hyperactive?!

NOT ME! WKAKSJHQJSHS
I CAME UP WITH ONE IDEA

HOW ABOUT.WE TAKE OSOMATSU-SAN.AND MAKE IT WEIRD AGAIN. RIGHT.
*sets randomizer and rolls away* aaaaaaaaaa~

That was weird. But anyways.

NO TIME TO EXPLAIN.
YOU AND JYUSHIMATSU WERE WALKING BY THE STREET.
YOU HOLDING AN UMBRELLA.
"WHY THE FUCK DO I NEED JYUSHI WHEN I AM COOL WITHOUT HIM ANYWAYS." YOU PUSHED HIM TO THE SIDE.
AND HE FELL TO THE RIVER.
YOU DO REALISE YOU WERE IN THE NIGHT PAJAMAS.
YOU WALKED ON THE BRIDGE AMD ACCIDENTALLY FELL.
NEVERMIND.YOU WERE
~fiiiiiiine~

You got dragged by Jyushimatsu out of the water.
He poked your cheek and you woke up.

Later...
On the other hot day...
You were riding a bicycle.
Down the hill.
As always. You were into downhill.
You found yourself somewhere away far from your town.

Desert.

Yes.
Damn it's too hot.
"How the fuck did I even get here?!" You sat under the tree.
"And how is there even a desert?!"
Your bicycle fell apart in the background.
You ignored it.

2 hours later.
The road was empty.

Suddenly.

Dun dun duuuun
Here comes Jyushimatsu on a bicycle.
He appeared from nowhere.
In front of you.
He just left the bicycle and towards you.
You stood up.
And then he stopped.
"____,____,____,____!!!!!!!" He said waving his hands in all directions.
"Jyushi,Jyushi,j-you saved my life!" You said.
He only made more weird but happy noises.
20+ years old and he is a kid......
I LOVE IT.
He started dancing and made a wave.

Ian dancing in the BG.
What is all about the dance...
Shut it,dear.

"How are we going to-"
Before you could finish your sentence.
He kissed you on the lips.

This is fast.

He released you and you smiled
;3))

Then he threw you into the bicycle basket and he started from the fast pace.

Several days later.
This is a boring ass part in my life.

You and Jyushi are dating.
Huh?~~~~

You sat on his shoulders.
Yeah... Jyushi kinda...tried to throw Ichimatsu on the stick and now he is stuck in the ceiling.
Poor dude.
You untied him and Ichimatsu landed on his feet like a cat.
As so,he walked away.
The stick was still stuck there.
You ignored it.
"I will pull it!" He said setting you down on the sofa.
Well.
He actually throw you away.
But you landed softly.
He stick it out and throw it from the window.
Since window is the only escape...
You heard Iyami swearing outside.
Whatever.
At least he has a stick.

Iyami: *waves the stick in the background*

THANK YOU,NICE PEOPLE.
IT IS REALLY SHORT.
BUT I DONT CAAAAAARE.