Osomatsu-San{Story X One Shots/Humour X Mature}

Taking out the younger one.

Hello again.
{Don't mind the gif}
I am kinda struggling with the new phone right now.
I kind publish the drafts.
Its not good.

But anyways.
Enjoy a written one now.
In case this one will not send I am going to kill myself.
Haha not.
I'll use the laptop but it will be a disaster.

Ivy will be back on the weekdays.

You walked into the boys room.
Acting all cool.
Karamatsu "flee" to you. "You coming to me?" He said.

You stood there putting your palms behind the back of your head.
With a stone expression.

You weren't going to visit Karamatsu.
You were gonna visit the juniors.
Jyushi likes number 14=>1+4=5. He is the fifth son.

You stood there with Karamatsu.
As he played cool.
You did so.
There were some noises coming from upstairs.
"What's up is going there." You asked.
"A fight." Karamatsu replied.
You then glared at him.

You both ran upstairs.
You opened the door.
And saw that Choromatsu and Osomatsu were chasing the other 3...
"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING UP HERE?" you yelled.

As hey all stopped.
And Choromatsu fell over Osomatsu.
"_____-Chan!" Said the chased one.
Jyushimatsu tackled you.
And you both fell.
"Choromatsu and Osomatsu wanted to beat us because we were joking about them!" Cheered Todomatsu.
You stood up shrugging off the dust.
"Especially Karamatsu." Said Ichimatsu.

Like. Really.
Please stop shipping them.
They're brothers after all.
#TeamNoIncest
Karamatsu decided to ignore this.

You put your hands on your waist.
"Osomatsu! Choromatsu! .... OK,and Karamatsu..." You said.
Karamatsu glared at you.
"What?!" Karamatsu said.
"Tsk. Listen to me!" You said confidently yet harsh.
The elders looked up at you as the juniors hide behind the back of yours.
"Never ever touch the younger one. They are smaller than you are. You can't just do so!" You said in a motherly tone.
"But,____! They were joking about us! We can-" Choromatsu's speech got interrupted.
"-THEY ARE BEING SILLY. DONT TAKE IT THAT CLOSE." You said.
The elders were silent.

"Anyways,I'll take them for a walk while you guys are getting over their jokes." You dragged the younger one by their collar/hoodie/hands/legs/whatever.

You stopped behind the exit.
"Dicks."
You said then walked away.

You all walked outside the park.
Jyushimatsu in the deep snow.
Walking like a penguin.
"JYUSHIMATSU,BE CAREFUL THERE! DONT SINK IN THE SNOW." You said.
Holding Ichimatsu's hand on one side.
Todomatsu thought it is stupid so he Gave you the elbow.
So you wrapped your arm around it.
Jyushimatsu was imitating a weird retarded dolphin sound as he dive in the snow.
You sigh.
"_____-Chan? Why did you take us from them?" Todomatsu asked.
"Enough for me hanging around with the grown up idiots that don't know where to put their d-okay,I am sorry." You giggled looking at your feet.
The other giggled.
"Same." Ichimatsu said.
You stopped so did the other.
Only Jyushimatsu running around in the background.
You pulled your hand from their.
"I mean...take a look at this.. Osomatsu is that perv that ... You can't talk about nothing else. Plus he is kinda...the main copy of you but only the worst one. I don't know what else he can think off. Like,he may be just expecting something but you get only a middle finger from his lazy butt.
I won't say anything else about him.
Karamatsu is the type of a retarded romantic loser from the 80s. It looks like ...he just live the old and past life. I think he once fall on his head or.. Or watched a lot of romantic western movies. Or read a lot of poems from the past. I know It may sound wrong but if he did so it was too early for him as it made him an idiot. He doesnt understand the real life. Only thinking how to copy a fictional person..
Choromatsu. Selfish.. Ah. Always walking around grumpy. Always thinking that he is the right one but boring as fuck. He doesn't see his own actions.."
You were put of breath.
Then you looked down at the boots and the toes that were in snow.
Ichimatsu and Todomatsu glared at you.
You didn't notice that Jyidhimatsu was staring from the far too.

You walked far away from them thinking of what you just said.

Then they just chased your tracks.
"____-Chan!" Said Todomatso as he hugged you from the back.
"You think the same as we do." Ichimatsu put his hand on your shoulder.
"GROUP HUG!" Jyushimatsu pulled everyone into a hug.
"Gagh,my breath..." You said as you got pressed by all the sides.

The younger came back and they didn't say anything about your words.
The elders asked what they were doing.
They replied 'having fun'.

Guess what.
The elders thought of the dirty fun.

You were in the bathroom.
You put on the water.
Then tried to sat but felt that the water was too hot.
You jumped.
And landed with your face on the floor.
Then you add some cold water.
SHIT ITS COLD.
You a litttttle bit of hot water.
Ideal.
You sat down.
Rubbing the blood off your face.
Yeah,you kinda bleed when you fell down.

You closed your eyes and then opened them after several minutes.
You heard a notification...s.
You pick up the phone and saw that it was Todomatsu writing you.

'Thank you for the day,mother."
......
You: Todomatsu.

Todomatsu: yes?

You: you are an idiot c;

Hope you liked this short part.
Ill go figure out why wont it publish..