Osomatsu-San{Story X One Shots/Humour X Mature}

Choromatsu x Reader. Promised Lemon.

*Wakes up and looks at the notifications* eh? What? 50 votes?! Guys,you can't just vote the entire f@cking story to get a lemon?!
Well. I actually promised you. But 20 votes each I will publish a lemon. Eh... Alright. I'll think of how to rape Osomatsu.

Osomatsu: Eh?!

It was a fake Osomatsu. Don't bother.
But now. Enjoy reading a lemon with Choromatsu.

You and Choromatsu were already in a relationship. You guys loved the love like no other love.
Jenkins,you just quoted Allan Poe.
Shut up.
And.. He was pretty nice. He would always drag you to any places and tell about it. And.. Let's say,he was the one who taught you interesting stuff. Not like the other brothers. Or like the stupid schools.
It was HE that act like a true teacher or...even a father! But..let's not intervent into the Incest area.
He would always play different small games with you. Sing different songs...
*throws script away* what the f@ck is this?! Edgar Allan Poe biography?!
Calm down,Ivy,calm down! Damn it...
*collects the papers* you just messed up the whole script!
Tell by your memory?!
Ugh,you're so problematic...

Fine. I will.
So. One winter evening...
I like evenings c:
*ignores* you and Choromatsu had fun together in the snow.
You dragged him out to have fun in the snow.
Since he did drag you to some random places.
You decided to add some activity to your relationship.
You guys were all in snow.
Not a pleasant feeling.
You feel like it was getting freezing...
He escorted you home but since he was in snow too.
You took him into your house.
Nobody was there.
Parents were in the other city.
Totoko at the concert with her friends...

You holding hands entered the house.
You smiling and he looking at you with a serious fatherly glare.

Letting him go.
You took off your jacket. Boots. Etc.
He did too.
You put them on the drier. So that it could dry by morning...morning? Oh,love,have I told you that you had an evil plan to let him stay with you?

You walked to your room upstairs.
"Come on,Choromatsu,catch up!" You said as you crawled on the stairs.
You act like a child.
He sigh blushing. He was nervous.
He came to your room after several minutes.
You were without pants.
Still with your long top. So it was covering everything.

Jenkins....are you blushing?~
Dogs can't blush, you ding dong.

Choromatsu blushed madly at that. I won't repeat it. He did all the time he was with you.

You looked at Choromatsu.
"Eh,Choromatsu,go take a shower." You smiled at him.
He nod.
He was about to walk away.
"Leave the clothes here." You said.
He gasped silently.
Looking back at you.
"What? Why?!" He asked.
"Leave the shirt at least,don't worry,I'll go to the kitchen." You said. Smiling at him.
He blushed so mad x3
"A-alright... J-just...please exit the room..." He asked politely.
You nod walking to the kitchen.

With the corner of your eye you saw him heading towards the bathroom without the top.
You smirked drinking your tea.
You had that one love of his shirt he use to wear under the hoodie.
You head towards your room.
You hear the shower.
You looked at the hoodie and the shirt under it. M. Formally folded.
You grabbed the white shirt and ran back to the kitchen.

When you saw him coming out from the bathroom.
You sneeked into the bathroom quickly.
You put on his shirt.
On a nude body.

Then peeked at your room.
Trying not to show that you took his shirt.
He was shirtless and facing his back to you.
He was rubbing his head.
Looking for the shirt.
"Where did the shirt go..." He asked.
You giggled.
"I think you lost it somewhere..." You said without being suspicious.
He jumped from a sudden voice.
He turned to you and tried to cover himself.
"_____! P-please go away from here..." He said blushing intensely.

You smirked.
"Talking about the shirt...I think you forgot it in the bathroom." You said.
"I know that you took it!" He then looked into your eyes.

You smirked and entered the room.
His eyes widened.
As you rubbed your back of the head.
"Yes,you guessed it right." You looked away smirking then cheered "Well! It is really comfy! Lets be honest! You like it and i like it!"
Optional: you spin on your toes.

He looked at you.
Smiling warmly.
"Yes,you do look cute,i guess." He said.
You frown from his words.
"Cute? This is the N-time you tell me this." You said.
He gasped and sat on the bed. Looking away.
"Im sorry. I am just too nervous to. . .tell any other compliments than. . .this. . ."
You rolled your eyes.

Later.
You came from the kitchen.
Choromatsu was laying on the bed as he browsed the phone.
You unbuttoned the first two buttons of his shirt.
He was shirtless of course. Hohohoho~
Ivy!
Shut up. Im listening to you.
Ugh. Where was i? Right.
Approaching him closely. To his side.
He was just browsing the phone.
You suddenly jumped on him and sat on his. Yes. •√•'||)|| crotch.
He kinda gasped.
The phone flee away as he jumped from your sudden action.
"_____! It hurts!" He said flashing red.
You grin and giggled.
You didnt say anything.
You then put your hands on his abdomen.
He looked confusedly as you put your hand on his abdomen.
"_____,please stop. . ." He said with a husky voice.
"THE DAY HAS COME,CHOROMATSU." You said like these weird sex maniacs did.
Wait what.
Oh,right.

____ wants the d.

IVY,ILL HIT YOU WITH A METAL PIPE FROM SERBIAN FILM.

No!no!no!

He sweatdrop as he looked at you.
You lean closer to him.
Closer to his face.
As your forehead met.
He thought about what can happen.
"____,i dont want to hurt you." He said.
You frown.
"Ah,come on,dont be silly. You have a chance to become a man. Like,a grown up man. Or die being an old grumpy virgin." You smirked from that."Choromatsu grumpy old man."
"Hey,dont call me like that." He pouted and looked a bit angry.
"Dont you want your first time be good. . .i mean. I can rape you if so." You said sarcastically.
He looked away "i am afraid that i wont be good."
Honest!
You rolled your eyes and lay on his body slowly.
"Its your first time." You said."I mean. . . Watching porn is different. Its just fake sexual contact. Remember you told me?" You asked him.
He smirked "i guess you taught a lot from me." He placed his hands on your thights.
You blushed but was confidence anyways.
Smiling warmly.
"I guess s-"
He rolled both of you to the other side.
Making you the bottom one.
You blushed madly and closed your face.
He smiled warmly.
Damn,he was confident. . .
For the first time?!

Uhm. Time skip because i lost the entire memory part of it.
But shortly.
Lets say.
It was fast.
And.
and. . . .he was at the fast pace.
And then slow down.
And he finished.
Not inside of you. Um. his. Thing. Got on the shirt.
So then you cuddled.
Yes.

The next day.

You were doing breakfast.
And.
Totoko was behind you.
So you had to feed her.

So. Choromatsu came downstairs.
Totoko walked away as she saw him.
He hugged your waist and smiled brightly.
You wrapped your hands on his neck.
As you stared.
"You are really happy today. . ." You said smiling.
He giggled a bit.
"I guess i feel like i got reborn." He replied.
You then smooched c:

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YES,NOW THIS.IS CALLED ROMANTIC LEMONS.NO KINKY SHIT.