Osomatsu-San{Story X One Shots/Humour X Mature}

Superhero AU {Ep.2}

The monster attacked your city.
You heard people shouting in panic outside.
Now,you may change your gender.
Or not.

You sat in your room watching TV.
You were in your funny weird ass pajamas.
You know, print clowns or kittens.
I've a phobia for clowns...
But even worse.
A phobia for flying stuff.
Yikes.
Eating chips...and junk food.
An watching TV.
News. Like breaking news.
'Damn,I was watching an interesting programme!'
"Breaking news! The city of -any city name- got attacked by monsters. The level: Dragon."
'I DONT.CAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE' You said to yourself and whined making a whale noise.
You then had a call.
'Now what?!' You grabbed the phone and pick up the call.
"Who the fuck wants to admire my voice." You said with a husky voice.
"Ah..______,its Ivy...we got attacked by-"
"I don't care." You said.
Karamatsu grabbed Ivy's phone and shouted in panic.
"_____,RAISE YOUR LAZY BUTT AND COME OVER HERE,THE MONSTER IS ATTACKING YOUR FAVOURITE SHO-"
You hang up the phone and jumped off the window.
You landed on Iyami.
But didn't care
"I th-hink I broke my bones...." He said.
You shrug.
"SORRY,IYAMI,GOTTA GO SAVE MY ANIME SHOP BEFORE ITS TOO LATE." You said to him running away.
"Eh...I admit that living under the windows was a terrible idea..." Iyami said.
Dekapan approached him and Iyami glared at him.

Anyways.
The monster wasnt far to be honest.
But let's see.
He wasn't touching your shop so you ran into Ivy that was holding an almost dead and defeated Karamatsu in her arms.
"Ivy! Karamatsu!" You said grinning.
"_______!!!" They both exclaimed. So did the brothers that were hiding from the objects..of destruction ....
"What." You said.
"Nice pajamas." Ivy said and Karamatsu gave you a thumbs up.
"_____! The city is half destructed and we haven't done anything!" Said Osomatsu cheerfully.
"Maybe if we didnt wait for _____ and act faster we would have done anything already?!" Choromatsu shouted.
He got shut with Ichimatsu's knuckle in his mouth.
Small hand...
"Karamatsu did try to...but you see he made an ironic scene here.... So the monster didn't pay attention." Todomatsu said.

The monster was about to attack your shop.
You glared at the monster.
And started walking to it.

"She is going to a clear death path..." Karamatsu said.
You approached the monster and tugged him on the teared clothes or chains whatever you want it to be.
You grin lightly.
"Excuse me,sir,you are destroying my city and my favourite anime shop." You said
The monster glared at you.
"Die,stupid human." He said.
But then..
He shriek silently as he looked at your eyes.
Your glare...it was...killing...giving chills all over your skin...
You didn't blink...
He tried to kick you with his tail but you grabbed the tail and tied it up into a knot.
He glared at you in pain and yet in anger.
"What do you think you are doing?!" He said.
You slapped him.
"Ow,what was that for?!" He said.
"It is not polite to destroy our city! And country! Without my permission!" You said.
He laughed.
"Nice one,little person,you're tough. Nice pajamas by the way."
You blushed madly.
You pulled up your sleeves and put your hands on your hips.
Then pointed at him.
"Leave or taste the pain of my burning love!"
Oh,wait,its the other line .
Take #2:
"Leave or taste the power of mine!"
He laughed.
"I can defeat you easily." He said.
He was about to stomp you but you grabbed his leg,lifted it up easily like a paper and threw him away.
You glared at the direction of where he flee.
Then threw your hands up.
"Become a star now!" You said.
The Matsuno 'heroes' glared at you with a jaw dropped.

They all grin and cheered.
"Good job,____! You finished it in no time!" Said one of them.
Pick your fave one. He was the one to say so.

Choromatsu came up to you.
"But next time you have to come at the beginning of the city...." He said.

As you were standing in the middle of destructed and abandoned city.

You could hear only the quite ambient of the dead city.
"Let's celebrate!" Cheered Jyushimatsu.

Ah,guys, let me know if you like these episodes.
I like writing episodes.
And.
I am happy to announce that I am working on a new project.
Comics project.
Well,my friends write it and I just design everything.
But I claim it as my zbakzkqos

So,it is called 'Niji Neko/Mujigae Goyangi' which literally means 'Rainbow Cats'.
And there are 4 cat designs ready to be seen:
Midori(Green cat),Momoiro-Sensei(Pink cat),Ao(Blue cat. Note,he looks like Karamatsu somehow.) And Kiiro(The yellow cat).
You may also notice that there are Korean names.
Such as:
Damhong
Nohsaeg
Palang
Hwang
But they are not used
Because they are too long.

And please,I am not making fun out of Japanese or Korean language.
I make fun of Russian xDD