Osomatsu-San{Story X One Shots/Humour X Mature}

"Sorry!"

"Ugh. I wish someone could teach me how to fight..." You said to Chibita.
"Ask Osomatsu for it!" He said proudly taking the money you paid."and if you will visit him,tell him to pay the promises." He grin devilishly.
You nod."thanks for the Oden!"
"Come by any time!" He replied.

Well well.
He wasn't home.
They weren't home.
You decided to go to the park and saw Osomatsu.
You explained that you wanted to learn how to fight.
"So.. Fighting..." He said." I don't know how to teach you..never taught anyone.. But I know some porn movies that start like this." You kicked him in the jaw after this.
"Okay!okay! Sorry!" He apologized.
After few tries of kicks you knew how to do the front and side leg kick.
"What about the arms?" You asked.
He shivered and backed away "ah,I think you already know how to. No need to." •√•||)||
"Let's practice!" You said.
"On whom?" He said thinking. Grinning devilishly.
"On you of course." You said.
"Heh?! Hey,I'm your master." He pouted.
You heard a noise coming from the bushes.
Iyami.
It was Iyami fighting with the cats.
You and Osomatsu looked at each other with a devilishl smirk.
"Huehuehuehuehue~~"
"Hey! Iyami!" Osomatsu called him.
He came up to you.
"Ofh,vas du yu vahnt?" He said coming towards you.
"If we will practice some kicks on you we will feed you!" Said Osomatsu.
"Lfeh? I don't beliefe yu!" He replied.
"Well,it will be __-Chan. She will be gentle." Said Osomatsu pointing at you.
"Zen vhy didn't u say so?!" He then accepted.

You kicked him so bad.
Poor guy...
...when you finished...
"So..ver iz ze promis." He said all beaten up.
Osomatsu looked away and then pulled your hand and ran away with you fast.
"Ey! Ver ar yu goin?! U promisd MIE?!" He shouted.

Well.
You slapped Osomatsu after that.
The thought of leaving Iyami with no food and all beaten up never leave your head.
Later that day.
You came to the bridge and saw him sitting all alone.
You carried on a big basket of food and medical supplies.
"Iyami-san!" You called him.
"Sheeeeeeh~" he screamed from surprise.
You giggled.
But he fell into the water after that.
You stopped laughing.
"Yu?! Vat du yu vant?!" He asked coming out of the water.
"Listen. Sorry for that..thing that happened. Here." You shoved the basket into him and ran away.
He opened it and then cried.
"Ai iz zo happy."

End.