Osomatsu-San{Story X One Shots/Humour X Mature}

"I think i killed him...„

I gave birth to a bacon....I think...

Sitting at the park you heard a noice.
"MUSCLE!MUSCLE!HUSTLE!HUSTLE!"
It was Jyushimatsu.
You tried to find him.
Suddenly you turned around and he was in front of you.
"AEE" you shouted.
"___-Chan!" He then hugged you.
"Jyushimatsu! Where are you heading to?" You giggled.
"To practice BASEBAAAAAAAALL~~" he shouted out.
"Oh! Oh! Oh! Teach me play baseball!" You asked him.
He looked at you with his retarded smile. And then nod.
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He told you how to play it.
And showed you all the poses And the rules.
Finally.
Here comes the moment.
"Ready?!" He shouted.
You nod and got ready with the bat.
He was really close. Because you were a newbie.
He looked at you.
"___-Chan,can you swing just once?"
Swing?
"Why?" you asked.
"Sometimes newbies swing and the bat slips from the hands." He said.
You then tried to swi-
Wait. Where is your bat.
You looked at Jyushi.
The bat got him into his head.
"Sorry...."
Take #2:
The bat slipped of your hands and it flew away and hit Iyami.
Take #3:
Jyushi took the bat from you and told you to throw the ball. He said to throw it as hard as possible.
You thought that you are throwing the ball at Totoko.
So you threw it and the ball catch on fire and hit Jyushi face.
He lay "dead" on the ground.
Take #3:
Iyami came and glue your hands to the bat.
You then swing the bat and accidentally flew away with it.
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You were both sitting on the grass hugging the legs.
All in dirt and mud and grass.
"Baseball is not your thing." Said Jyushimatsu.
You nod.
"Maybe you need to be more careful and calm." Said Iyami.
You looked at Iyami with a death glare.
"Shut up." You said to Iyami.
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You decided to walk by together.
By the park.
Jyushimatsu was running around.
He was hyperactive today.
You went by the small lake and suddenly Jyushi tackled you.
And you both fell into the lake.
"Jyushimatsu!" You got out from the lake. Now all soaked in water.
Jyushimatsu followed you up.
"We took a bath!" He shouted.
You stroked your hair.
"We took a bath in a dirty water." You then looked at him.
Jyushimatsu laughed like an idiot.
"Let's go to the spring!" He said.
"No,thanks..." You then smelled like something..."J-jyushi? Something smells like a wet ..." You turned around and saw Jyushimatsu rolling in the dirt."...dog." You looked at him.
Well,at least he was having fun.
Not like you were.
"Jyushi,come on,you're really dirty.."
You grabbed his hand.
"You're too." He replied with that stupid grin and then took some mud and applied it to your hair.
"My hair!" You then tried to swipe it of your hair.
You head towards your home.
On your way home you both fell down a big pit filled with mud.
It took you a long time to get from there.
But then you got in sand because some stupid kids threw sand at you.
Sand plus water plus mud..ah. Oh,plus grass!
"You know what." He said.
And you looked at him.
"Heh?"
"It reminds me the day when I treasure hunt..."
Jyushimatsu ...had a hobby to treasure hunt?
Hm,seems to be like it would fit him thought.
"Treasure hunt? That's really interesting...tell me about it while we are heading home? Huh?"
"Of course I will."
--whooooosh~~♦♦♦--
Jyushimatsu: *digs in a big big dump all covered in garbage* back in the days,I was interested in what people threw away everyday.
It was really fun to.
Sometimes I found metals.
Some v******s and D*****.
Rubber dolls.
Flower pots...
Then,my brothers thought that I became too into this and I became cleptomanic....
--ta daaaa--
"That's it? You just dug in the mud?" You asked him without any expression.
He nod.
Jyushimatsu is that kind to have long and random talks.
"Ugh,I wonder what others will think." You said.
"Eh?"
'Like,dirty people...wandering around the street." You thought....
He smiled at you and didn't reply.
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Even Jyushi was that hyperactive he wasn't the one to talk that much with you.
Whhhhaaaaaat.
It was your house.
Jyushi and you took a shower.
Not together.
And you were clesn.
Well.
Jyushi's clothes were dirty so he had to run around your room half naked.
You didn't know what to give him...even though your father could.. Oh,he wasn't at home. Your parents were gone to other city for their anniversary.
So you decided to lend him your clothes.
He looked like a doll...
"Okay! Jyushi! Don't move!" You then took some skirt and a shirt.
"S-skirt?" Jyushi suddenly whined.
"It's just for a while... Till your clothes will dry."
It would take a long time for it to dry.
So he may stay over a night...
"In not a girl!" He suddenly refused.
"Jyushi!" You said to him.
He then looked at you with that glare : D))
"Just for a while! I don't want you to run around in underwear."
"Nnno!"

Anyways,you forced him to wear a skirt.

JYUSHIMATSU IN A SKIRT.

"Oh,Jyushi. It looks really beautiful!" You complimented him.
"I don't like it."
"Well,lemme check out the clothes."
Guess what.
The clothes were dry already.
"You're a one lucky guy."

After he changed into his clothes.
And was ready to smash down the door and run away.

You opened the door and then her ran away.
You smiled at the direction he ran away.
He disappeared.
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Then her ran back and hugged you and then ran away.
Jyushi was really weird today.
This part was the lamest.
I know.
I just dunno Jyushi that well.
But wait for Ichimatsu!
I love cats myself.
Even though one of them scratched my face....and I had an operation...and I could have lost my face....
Stay tuned.