Osomatsu-San{Story X One Shots/Humour X Mature}

A sad story with a happy ending{Osomatsu x reader}

Hello,____. It's me again. I am having a really sad day...
It feels really terrible when you don't know where did your close people go. They disappear without even telling... Luckily,they are alive but the thought of where did they disappear makes you feel bad...
Am I right?...
Anyways...hope you will enjoy...

Morning.
"Hey,Totoko,would you like to-"
"Sorry,nee-san,but I'm busy with my friends today..." Said Totoko as she drank some tea.
You smiled warmly "its fine!"

Later on. You walked around the city calling everyone you knew. Perhaps,the brothers.
All of them didn't pick the phone.
And even they did.. Like Todomatsu or Karamatsu. They said that they're busy and asked not to call.
Even the always open Osomatsu did!

You were a bit sad.
It began raining.
So you just walked by the city.
Good that the rain was warm.
As it began fading to Dawn.
You walked by Chibita's Oden. He was closing.
He didn't even see you.
Oh,hey,it is Choromatsu!
He-didnt. Notice you ....oh...
You feel a bit hurt...
The rain became more strong.
You walking in the rain without an umbrella.
You got all soaked in rain.
You feel like tears were fading slowly down your cheeks.
'Why is everyone ignoring me...' You thought to yourself.

Suddenly.

The rain stopped and you were sitting on the wet bench.
Looking down.
With a sad and philosophical face.
The clouds break.
The sun that was setting down shed some light beam on your face.
"Is my princess being alone and forgotten?"
You looked at the direction the voice came from.

Osomatsu grinning as he came up to you. He was waving.
Then he tried to sat when he feel the bench being wet.
He jumped from that.
"Damn,are you sitting on the wet bench?" He asked you.
You have him a pouting face.
Well. At least there's someone to talk to you with.
You got a bit light about it.
Side relief.
That perv is going to get you.
Fuck.
"You weren't picking your phone." You said to him with puppy eyes.
He was standing.. And also. He pat his pockets.
"Ah,I guess I left it home...." He sweatdrop shrugging off.
"Osomatsu. You idiot." You said as you stood up.
You feel discomfort at the bottom and back.
You touched your back with your hand.
Well.
Your back and bottom was wet.
Yup...
"Eeeeey,don't be mad at me. I know that I am an idiot. What can I do?" He said as he pat his head gently showing that he was an actual idiot."But hey,you're an idiot too."
You looked irritated from that.
"What did you mean like?!" You gasped.
He pointed at your chest "Who walked in the rain and sat on the wet bench?" He grin at you.
You rolled your eyes.
"Well alright,we are two idiots." You admit that.
"And we are two elder virgins that-"
"I've got nothing to talk with you about." You said waving at him.
"Oi,wait! Come here!" He ran after you as you walked away fast grinning.

"So..." He said as you were both walking by the empty street."Are you free right now?" He asked looking away as he scratched his head.

"No,I'm f@cking expensive." You said smirking.
He gasped. But then smirked at you. "Hey,was that a joke?! Of course you are expensive. I will say...nothing can buy such a precious thing like you." He said confidentaly.
You stopped.
"Was that a pick up line." You said with no expression.
"How did you know?!" He said.
You giggled.
"You're a really terrible pick up master..." You looked away.
He jumped at you and shouted "NOT MY FAULT THAT I NEVER HAD A GIRLFRIEND. I DONT KNOW HOW TO TALK WITH THEM."
You backed away from him.
"Woah,woah,easy there,tiger of the jungle... "
He walked away a bit. "Sorry,I just have to learn how to talk with girls." He pouted like a kid crossing his arms.

He feel something wrapping around his torso like a snake.
You rest your head on his shoulder.
"You don't have to learn. It's the real one who is speaking. All the other who try being like others are all fake."
He had shivers down his spine as he listened to your words.
He put his hand on one of yours.
Then turned to you still holding your hand.
As he looked at you blushing.
As always.
He hugged you.
Damn,he was strong...
You hugged back.

He pulled from the hug quickly.
"IF YOU SAY SO,THEN LISTEN TO ME."
You looked at him confused.
Then blinked.
"I'm listening." You said like a caring mother.

"I...I can't say it..." He said catching his breath.
Damn he was nervous.
"Then do it?" You said.
"___-CHAN,I LOVE YOU AND I WANT YOU TO GO OUT WITH ME." He then hugged you tight and kissed your lips.

Shit.

His hug was too tight... Can't breath..
By the way. Have I told you who is the narrator? It's my doge.

Yes,my name is Jenkins and I have a weird name.
Anyways.
He smooched you.
Good.
He was afraid to hurt you or something.

You panicked as you both fell on the ground.
Yeah. His power. He didn't seem to be thinking about how much pressure he gave you.
He then stood up and helped you.
He couldn't look into your eyes.

He was nervous as f@ck.
"Osomatsu.. You gave me a lot of think..." You tilted your head.
"I'm sorry!" He shouted.
You rolled your eyes.
"You're so childish... But it doesn't mean that I don't like you..." You said.
He gasped and grin.
"SO IS THAT A YES?!" His eyes full of confidence.
You nod smiling.

"So..will we make it official with a kiss?" He asked rubbing his nose.
"In your dreams." You walked away.
"Ey! You're mean!" He had to chase you.

I'm dead.