Osomatsu-San{Story X One Shots/Humour X Mature}

"Nyan.„

Guys,remember the previous part.
So,the quote was used when you hit Jyushi with a bat x3 I erased it.

Shopping with Totoko wasn't your thing.
And her thing perhaps.

But you really loved those cosplaying shops.
Something caught your eye in one of the shops.
It was the white ears on a bow.
How cute. Suddenly,you remembered Someone.
Ichimatsu!
You decided to buy a pair of these ears.
Later on.
You knocked on Matsuno brothers house.
Osomatsu saw you and let you in.
You saw Choromatsu and you both pretend that you don't know anything.
Todomatsu still there... At the laptop. Waving at you.
You waved back.
Oh,there he is!
At the corner. Sitting at one pose.
You approached him "Ichimatsu! ~"
You then grabbed him and you tried to lift him up. He was stubborn.
But later...
He did so himself.
He stared at you as you grin at him.
"Ichimatsu!" You then pushed him to the mirror.
Grabbed some black marker.
And covered his eyes with a handkercheif.
You drew some lines on yourself and on his face then put the ears on his head and your ears in yours.
You took off the handkerchief.
"Ta daaa!~" you said looking at the mirror with him.
His face was....empty. As always.
Well. He actually glared at you.
"Ey,Am i beautiful now?~" you asked him.
He glared at you at you with the same stone face.
Everyone in the room paid attention to you.
They all looked at you and grinned.
It was fun.
Suddenly Ichimatsu lift you up and hold you like a cat.
You decided to play one of these creatures so you didn't do anything.
You just relaxed and you looked like a jelly.

Squirrels.

"Be careful" said Todomatsu to Ichimatsu.
Ichimatsu didn't even paid an attention.
He sat on the sofa with you.
Letting your head lightly.
You tried to pur but it sound like a retarded alcoholic.
Like.
What.
It was sooo cute.
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You enjoyed the fact that he touched you and you feel that sweet that you fell asleep.
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You woke up and you were in their room.
You stood up and saw Ichimatsu.
Oh,he was right at the top of you.staring as always.
You were looking staring at him and smiling.
You then lift your Upper part and destroyed him personal space.
Now you were too close to his face.
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You licked his nose.
He backed away sighing and blushing a bit.
You sat up in a lotus pose.
"Cute."
He suddenly said.
You proudly sat up straight. "I know."
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"Do you want a cat." He asked you.
"I wish I could adopt a pet..."
"Let's go to the pet store."
"Heh? Like,right now?"
He nod.
"Ichimatsu,I don't know..."
Silence.
He didn't want to argue so he took you there.
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"Hamsters!~" you shouted when you saw them.
Ichimatsu followed you around.
"Hamsteruuuuuuu!~~"
You really loved how they sleeped.
And you just stared at them.
Then you just moved to the dogs.
Ichimatsu grabbed you to the cats.
They were sleeping.

"They're sleeping." he said.
"They always sleep." You said.
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"WELL NOW IM BORED." You pushed him out to the street.
"Let's go explore the garbage."
You were about to dig in it as he grabbed you like the last time.
"I want to get a new cat but I want an ideal one." He said silently.
"So why didn't you want to buy one at the pet store?" You asked.
"....they weren't cute as you are."
".....oh." You said.
"Be my cat."
"I'll think about that." You said with a low tone.
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I know,this fan fic is terrible.
I kinda lost interest and I haven't got sleep for 24 hours...
See you later and I hope you will believe in me and my imagination ~~
Damn,I'm going going nuts being all alone here...hm.

By the way.
You should pick wisely who will you want to choose.
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Then we will do the One Shots.