Osomatsu-San{Story X One Shots/Humour X Mature}

How to choose a girl 101

And again. I am not copying the actions or stealing the episode plots.....
Maybe.
Its a Choroko x reader.

"Ah,come on,______!" Ian whined."Its time for you to find someone after all!~" once again,he nagged on you.
You sigh.
"You're being too annoying lately." You said.
"Because I wanna see you holding hands with a giiiiiiiiirl~~" Ian said as he wiggled your hand.
You just ignored.
"I don't want to date anyone." You exclaimed.
"....._______...."
"What."
"Are you gay."
You jumped from Ian's question.
"I AM NOT GAY,I JUST CANT DECIDE WHICH TYPO I PREFER-"
Ian threw a book 'How to choose a girl 101'.
"W-DO YOU THINK THAT I AM DUMB?"
"Tsk. Read this." Ian said as he walked away dramatically.
Them he tripped over Iyami.
Iyami. Iyami everywhere.
And fell into the river.

Your place.
You looked at the book.
"Gagh," you said lazily opening it."I'll give it a try."
You opened it.
"The book was written by Ian D. Oh,is he fuxking kidding me." You looked at the bottom of the page.
"I am not kidding,____.... Well this is getting a bit weird."
'I read your mind,you idiot.'
"Creepy...."

You flipped the book.
6 kinds of girls.

.........
"Somehow,there are suspiciously 6 kinds." You said and remembered the sisters.
=======∆=======) /"Ian,you son of a fuck."
At the bottom page: 'sorry,couldn't resist. We should meet.'

Next day.
"What do you want." You asked Ian.
Ian shivered and looked at you.
"CHOOSE ANY OF THEM." He said. "I KNOW YOU LOVE THEM."
"I DONT LIKE ANY OF THEM-"
"JUST DO IT!" Ian said.
At the end.
You admit that.
Drinking the beer.
"Let's see..." You mumbled.
"M?~" Ian looked at you.
"I need a normal And a caring one." You said.
Ian chuckled.
You sigh.
"What now?!" You peeked at him as he shit his mouth.
"Everyone wants one,____!" Ian said.

"Let me figure it out...." You said being completely drunk.
Ian was too. He was laying on the floor.
".... Ooooooosoko is noooooooooooooice. Und Todok-KH-ooh is kyott." You said.
"Wht bout th othurs~" Ion reploid.

Reptiles.

"... Koroko cn beat me upj... Ichiko smokers? Jyushi,too ridicls.
Remember the girly matsu part where they called Jyushiko And He appeared from nowhere and be like "AHUH?!". That voice. Man. That voice xD

Icjiko is pretyu gowd. But. Zhe zmoks. Su."
"_____." Ion soid.
"Wath"
"Go fuk yurseulf."

You at the sisters house:
"According to my calculations and the video that Ian recorded as we were both drunk...I must choose Osoko." You said.

They gasped.
"Wwooooooooooooht?!" They all gasped it out loudly.
"Why not me? I am better than Osoko?" Said Karako.
"She is not even interesting." Added Ichimatsu.

"I'm home." Osoko came in. "Oh,hello,_____!" She waved at you.
You came closer to her.
Held her hands and looked with innocent eyes.
She was confused.
"Osoko. It's been a long time. And I only understood...that i-"
"Dont get ridiculous." Scoffed Todoko in the background.
"He is experiencing his feelings." Ichiko said.
"I wish he told this to a guy." Choroko scoffed.
You got irritated.
You wrapped your arms around Osoko's waist and lift her And you both went upstairs.

"_____." She exclaimed.
You gave her a smile. A devilish smile.
"What did you want to tell me back there?"
"That I love you? I guess you already understood." You said with no feelings.
But still. Your heart was skipping fast.

Sevral dys laetur.

Hixk.

"_____!" Osoko called you from her entrance door...office. Place things. Yes.

You walked towards her and smiled.
"Greeting,My Lady,am I able to speak freely now?" You asked her.
"Yes,____,My shift end." She accepted.
You cheered and held her hand dragging her away from the hellhole she been sitting at the whole day.

"Hey,Osoko,do you want to eat?" You asked her.
"Kinda...not. I already ate before finishing the shift."
You frowned.
"You made me sad."
She giggled."Maybe next time.. How was your day?~"
"Pretty boring. Without you it is just a boring day... I killed time jerking off." You chuckled.
You silly little shoe.
"Ey!" She said and punched you.
"Sorry,I just joked." You quickly apologize grinning.
She scoffed.
"You're worser than any other guy I know."
"Which means I am the best?" You looked playfully at her.
She turned to you.
"May be."

You were watching movies together... How cute!
"____,I can't watch horror...plus that guy can't stop glaring at us!" She rest her head on your chest as you both watched the movie.
You sign turning to the window.
"IAN,GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM THE WINDOW."
Ian snapped from the trans and fell on the snow.

I didn't get to see you having sexy time TT∆TT))

Your hand slid lower to her b-leg. Thights. Yeah.thights.
"What are you doing." She said.
"Giving you a massage? Don't ask cliche questions." You squeezed it.
She lift her torso leaning on her arms.
"_____,you're a dirty guy." She said.
"Eeeey,it is Friday,and there is a cherry blossom in our house garden. You have no rights to refuse. If you will,I will rape you." You said winking at her.

She smirked as she sat on your abdomen.
Bleeeeeeee
"I will be the one to rape you." She said in a husky voice.

Aaaand it all end up with sexy time.
Without me.
You didn't let me watch,you animal.