"Hold me down, and I'm gone do the same for you, love." - Jeremih
MAJESTY
"Why you staring at me?" I ask Noble, looking at him funny. This nigga won't take his eyes off me. "Cause we look alike. I know we twins but I never stopped and looked at you. Nigga, we identical." he says, wide eyed. "No shit, Sherlock. The hell, Noble?" I ask. "Bruh, even our teeth alike." he says. "At least they white and straight. Shout out to momma and daddy." I say, laughing. He starts laughing then nods his head. "I got a big dick so I think granddaddy Antonio blessed us with that cause grandma said he packing heat." he says. I burst into laughter. "You sound so childish." I say, shaking my head.
Before he can say anything, Amari runs in our room crying loud as hell. He jumps in my arms, screaming. "What's wrong, lil man?" I ask as Noble and I look at him funny. "Snake!" he screams. "Snake?" Noble asks. He nods his head. "LaLa got a snake and him gone bite me!" he screams, crying harder. I bite my lip, holding back laughter. It's like when Amari starts crying, he uses the wrong grammar and forgets all his common sense. Then he got this ugly crying face. His mouth be wide open and he have his tongue stuck out the whole time.
Noble bursts into laughter. "Noble, shut up." I say, laughing. Amari draws back then hits me in my face. "Don't laugh at me!" He yells. Noble starts dying laughing. "This mane fist little as hell." he says. "Suh my dick." he mumbles. My eyes widen. "Quit saying that." I demand. He can't even say suck right and got the nerve to tell folks to suck it. "It's big." he says. "I'm gone tell mommy." Noble says. "Yeah, quit saying that. It's a bad thing." I say. "I don't care." he mumbles, laying his head on my shoulder. "Cut it out, Amari Antonio Mitchell." I demand. "Well damn, Majesty, you his daddy ain't it?" Noble asks,dying laughing. Amari starts laughing with him, clueless about what he even laughing at.
LaLa walks in our room holding a snake. My eyes widen. "Yo, what the hell?" Noble yells at her, standing up. "Why are you running from my snake? He won't hurt you." she says. "LaLa, if you don't get up out my room with that snake, you and the snake gone be out the window." I say, trying to calm Amari down as he cries. He's so afraid of anything walking that aint human. He don't play that shit.
"Why yall so scared?" she asks. "Antayla, where you get a snake from?" Noble asks her. "Good question." I say. She starts grinning. "Tae showed me how to pick a lock. Sooo... you know the old white lady that live two houses down? The one that called the police on daddy because she thought he was a thug that was here to break in people's houses?" she asks. I nod my head yes. When we were in the process of moving here, an old, rich white woman swore up and down my dad, Tez, KeKe, and Uncle Vonte were here robbing people, so she called the cops. Then when she found out my dad could really afford the biggest mansion in this area, she had a fit about how she felt like drug money purchased it. She stay pretending like she walking her weak ass poodle all the time when we all know she just be being nosey. One time, grandpa Nathan was over here and shot her dog with a pellet gun just because she was being a bitch.
"What about her?" Noble asks. "Well... me and Tae talked about how I didn't like her. He said he knew how to pick a lock. So, we broke in her house. I pushed her in the closet then put her chair infront of the door so she couldn't get out. Then we stole her pet snake, his terrarium, and all the snake food." she answers, laughing hard as she rubs on the snake.
My eyes widen along with my brother's. "Tae!" Noble yells. Tae runs in here. "Pause, why yall got black stripes painted under yall eyes like yall going to war?" Noble asks. They got on matching army outfits, paint under the eyes, and camouflage hats on their heads. "Cause we went on a mission. What do you want? Me and LaLa have things planned for the day." he says "Why the hell did yall steal a snake? What the hell yall breaking and entering for?" I ask. Both of them look at each other then burst into laughter. "I forgot how bad they are when they link up over all this time. Damn, it's finna be so many butt whooping thrown yall way." I say, laughing as I glance down at Amari. He so lazy. He fell asleep on me that fast.
