Cardfight!! Vanguard G: Cray's Collapse

Turn 20: Switch

Ryu was reading Naruto's latest manga when a small sheet of demonic looking paper slipped out.
"The heck?" He asked as he started to text his friends-

Guys, I found something strange. Meet me at my place now! THIS IS URGENT!!!

Wyvon: HELL NO. I'M INVENTING SO I'LL COME LATER

Ryu: BUT ITS URGENT

Yza: Calm your tits, I'm coming

Shika: LOL, calm dem titties. Cummin 2

Ayaza: Did u really have to use cummin? I'll be there soon

Rukia: Im going over as fast as I can!

Zeon: Young master says, "I'm coming over"

Rino: Did he really need 2 use the butler...? Coming

Backlion: Hell yeah XD Walking over now :)

(Insert theme song here)

And in a few minutes, everyone (or most people) were gathered around.
"What is that?" Yza asked.
"Looks like something Ayato would use..." Backlion inspected.
"Hey, maybe we can sell it!" Shika said with excitement.
"For a small loan of a million dollars?" Zeon giggled.
"No chance, we have no idea how much its worth!" Rukia exclaimed.
"Explain why she's here?" Ayaza asked.
"Do you not want me here?!" Rukia anime cried.
"Firstly, that was a joke, second, yes we do!" Zeon said.
"GUYS!!" Ryu commanded them. "This is something in latin."
"Lets google translate it!" Shika suggested.
"Great idea!" Rino grinned.
"Sure, what does it say?" Yza asked.
"It says... Et circa hoc fieri dum cantatur a principio." Ryu said as the paper suddendly a bright rainbow light was shot out, and everyone was blinded.
"WHAT THE HELL?!" Yza exclaimed as suddenly, smoke was surronding them.

"Uh... Why do I have sudden want for noodles and an attraction to Rukia?" Yza asked.
"You always liked noodles..." Ayaza exclaimed. "And now I'm wondering why I feel really responsible..."
Rino coughed. "You always liked Rukia," He then coughed again.
"Guys, calm down! Now can somebody tell me why its all of a sudden really hard to read?!" Shika exclaimed.
"Hold up, I have perfect reading skills now? I swear I was dyslexic!" Backlion said.
"Now can someone tell me why I feel like I'm a girl?" Rukia asked.
"You were always a girl to begin with... Now can anyone explain why I feel like I'm confused about my sexuality, CAUSE I SWEAR I'M STRAIGHT!!!" Rino cried out.
"I feel normal..." Ryu said coldly.
"Hey, when did I ever have a katana?" Zeon asked as he looked around and saw Yza. "AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!" He screamed.
"Whats up?!" Backlion asked.
"G-guys... I-I'm not in my body!" Zeon said. In reality... Zeon was Yza.
"Your being an idiot Zeon, you've always been like this." Rino said.
"Ya know Rino, I thought I was Rino..." Ryu said coldly. Rino raised an eyebrow and felt the headphones on his head then looked at Ryu.
"Holy shit... We swapped bodies..." Rino (or rather Ryu) said bluntly.
"Wait, so if Ryu and Rino switched, Zeon and Yza switched, that means I switched with Backlion-" Backlion said as he realised something. "I'm Shika!"
"Whoa, I'm a rugby player now? TIME TO HIT THE FIELD AND FLIRT WITH GIRLS BABY!!" Backlion said in happiness as he left.
"That idiot... Now I have blue hair and like flirting with girls..." Shika cried. "WHAT HAS BECOME OF MY LIFE?!"
"That must mean me and Rukia have switched!" Rukia cried out. She was actually Ayaza.
"So my best friend is Rukia now?" Yza asked as he sighed. "Well, since I'm rich Imma pamper myself and enjoy my time like this."
"No, I can't be stuck like this poor peasent who likes fighting... This is a tradegy!!!" Zeon cried.
"You now have a chance with Rukia," Shika teased. Rukia coughed.
"Right here ya know..."
"Sorry!!" Shika apologised.
"Shut up, never liked her in the first place." Zeon said annoyed.
"Say what you will. Now Imma find a cure for this madness..." Shika sighed as he left and slammed the door in anger.
"Great, so now I'm a cook?" Ryu asked. Rino nodded his head.
"Now I'm going to enjoy life by shipping! So people don't suspect the change..." Rino said bluntly as he left.
"So I'm a guy now?" Rukia asked.
"Yup. Good luck with my body." Ayaza said.
"Thanks, I'll need it... Don't do anything dirty with my body either, or else!!" Rukia threatened him.
"I wont. Now someone tell me why I feel something down there?" Ayaza asked. Rukia went red and slapped him.
"S-shut up and enjoy being a girl..." She said in embarrasment.
"I wonder..." Ryu thought.
"I'm gonna enjoy playing with my boobs. Bye bye!" Ayaza said sarcastically.
"You pervert!" Ryu shouted.
"Its called sarcasm, ever heard of it?" Ayaza asked.
"I'm just gonna leave..." Rukia said as she walked out.
"Just me in Rino's body. Lets see what music he has here..." Ryu said as he changed the music and in full blast came "Happy Song" by "Bring Me The Horizon". "HE LISTENS TO THIS?!" Ryu exclaimed as he turned the music off and threw off the headphones. "Holy shit..."