Hunter's Angel (Destiel/Sabriel)

35 - This Dysfunctional Family

A few days passed before the Novak's showed up on the doorstep of the bunker. Not just Chuck though, it was like all of the Novak's.

There was Chuck, Michael, Lucifer and Balthazar. Then there was Anna, Samandriel and Gadreel. If they'd gotten their jerk cousins it would've been really crowded.

"You're saying there's more people in your family?" Sam asked, as the thought crossed Gabe's mind.

"Yeah," Gabe said. "It's a bit ridiculous really. Chuck's pretty much just an uncle to all of us. I don't really know how this works."

"I'm not going to question it," Sam muttered.

Chuck, Michael and Lucifer already knew the Winchester's. Balthazar kind of did. The other three didn't.

"So Gabriel," Anna said. "What's with the hot guy?"

"That's Sam," Gabe said simply. "He's taken."

"By who?" Anna asked. "It's just you and Cas here isn't it?"

"Yep," Gabe said, staring blankly at Anna. Anna just blinked at him.

"I don't get it."

"Think about it."

"You've got some girl hiding somewhere? One of those weird angel guys turned Cas into a girl?"

Gabriel just gave her a bitch face. Sam rolled his eyes and moved close to Gabe, using a hand to tilt his chin up so he could kiss him.

"Oh," Anna said. "Ohhh. I'd say that was unexpected, but it isn't, really."

Sam pulled away from Gabe with a small smile and a light in his tired eyes. Gabe smiled back.

"Ship it," Samandriel said, pulling out a chair and sitting down. Out of everyone, Samandriel, also known as Alfie for some reason, he was the youngest. Still technically an adult though.

"Agreed," Anna said.

"What does shipping have to do with this?" Gadreel asked, genuine confusion on his face.

"Everything," Lucifer said.

"Shipping is part of the heart of the fandom," Balthazar said.

"What fandom?" Anna asked.

"The fandom," Balthazar said, putting emphasis on 'the'.

"You need to make it more obvious that you're trying to break the wall," Luci said. "Like, really just break everyone's mind."

"Come on, you've only been teaching me for like the couple hour drive here."

Michael just had his head in his hands.

Suddenly Adam appeared in the room, and Sam narrowed his eyes.

"I thought we had this place warded," Sam said.

"Did you?" Adam asked. "You uh, may want to check that."

Cas and Dean walked into the room suddenly, Cas dragging Dean by the hand. Dean looked at the family in the room with interest.

"So you didn't break the warding?" Sam asked.

"No, it just wasn't there," Adam said. "I see the Novak's made it."

"That drive was torture I never want to live through again," Chuck muttered.

"Oh you love us," Luci said.

"You did kind of get us back by singing Fare Thee Well non stop," Balthazar said.

"Sounds like a great family you have," Sam said quietly to Gabriel.