•MCD One-Shotsᵀᴾᴬ

Garroth x Laurence x Dante // Cards Against Humanity

Sorry peeps, this ain't a romantic one. This one kinda represents their friendship, or something. - Lena

Garroth's POV

It's a beautiful day, isn't it? Birds singing, sun shining, I wanted to relax all day. But 2 idiots just had to ruin it and make me play this stupid card game, didn't they? Who are these 2 idiots, you say? I'll give you a hint: Laurana and the Diamond-Head. Wow, it's just so hard to guess who it is, isn't it?

"Oi, Garroth! Did you fall asleep in the toilet while taking a dump again?!" Laurence screamed from downstairs. Hearing him say that, literally made smoke come out of my ears.

I walked downstairs, to see Laurence and Dante with the card game. "Shut up, Laurence! That only happened once!" I replied to them, remembering the incident that happened when we all had a sleepover when we were in Sophomore High.

"Stop arguing. Let's just play the game, play?" Dante said.

"Since when did you become so father-like, Dante?" Laurence joked, amused that Dante was the one who was trying to fix the argument.

Dante told him, "I am Dante. I'm everyone's father." He said it so seriously, that if I was in the toilet, I'd pee and laugh at the same time. 'Irene, what is up with toilet-related issues and today?' I questioned.

"Anyways, let's play!" Laurence jumped up and down as if he were a child.

I sat down with them in the third couch of the living room, as Dante seperated the question cards and answer cards. The point of the game was that one person would ask a question and the players would look through their answers, and choose one that they think would make the question funny. And the person who asked the question, will judge who's answer is the funniest. (@fireboy2311 @mikayla4269 you remember dis)

"Okay, I'll ask the question." Dante stated, as he gave us each 20 answer cards. He picked up one of the question cards, and read, "Scientists have discovered a tribe that worships _____."

I looked at my answer cards, which read 'your mom', 'Netflix and chill', 'ruining your siblings birthday', 'batman', and so many more weird crap. (Don't judge me for all the answers I'm going to write, my classmate has the cards and those were actually REAL ANSWERS.) I picked out 'scooby doo' and gave it to Dante, as Laurence gave his.

"Okay, Laurence's answer is 'Scientists have discovered a tribe that worships really fake temmie flakes.'" Nobody laughed. Sad, sad Laurence. "Okay, Garroth's answer, 'Scientists have discovered a tribe that worships, scooby doo?' What the hell, Garroth? That's just as weird as Teletubbies."

"Hey! I liked the Teletubbies!" I complained, shocked that he thought the Teletubbies was weird.

Dante rolled his eyes, and said, "Honestly, none of your answers are even funny. So the point goes to no one." He got our answer cards and put them into a pile. We continued the game for the next half hour, laughing at all the weird answers we had gotten.

When it came down to it, Laurence and I both had 10 points when we ran out of cards. So Dante got some of the blank cards and gave us one each.

"Okay, what you have to do here is to write your answer on the blank card. Got it?" We nodded. He picked up the question card and read it. "Netflix uses ________ for their advertisements."

I wrote in my card, 'a random kidney' and gave it to Dante. Soon, Laurence gave his as well.

"Okay, Garroth's answer is, 'Netflix uses a random kidney for their advertisements'." Dante laughed a little, but Laurence had a look of the most obvious confusion. "Okay, Laurence's answer is, 'Netflix uses Garroth taking a dump for their advertisements.'" Dante laughed while reading it, both him and Laurence were laughing their butts off as I was definitely not happy.

"Oi! Don't make fun of me!" But somehow, they laughed even harder to the point Laurence fell off the couch. "What made this funnier?!" Dante pointed to the zipper of my pants, which was open, and showed my underwear which had a picture of the poop emoji on it.

Even though I got humiliated so much that day and Laurence and Dante were both falling off couches like maniacs, honestly, I'd never change how much fun we had.