Chapter 55 ~ Unexplained Blessings

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(Randy's POV)

"I think... we should sing a song about the Roman empire... but incorporate the theme of girls gone wild....."

"Felix - honestly - shut up!"

I'd had enough. It was Thursday; we had no song, no concept, and no music.

We didn't even have a plan sheet anymore. Felix had stolen it and sold it to a Belieber down the street.

"I think the main problem here is that three of us can't sing" Cordelia mentioned, "And Erma sounds like a dying crow..."

"Excuse me!"

"And Darius can't walk..."

"That's actually a lie," Ben spoke up, "I saw him jogging this morning..."

"What?"

"Yeah! And when I saw him he threw dirt in my eyes and ran away!"

"Can you walk Darius?"

"Eh?"

"Can you walk?"

"Eh?"


"CAN YOU WALK?"

"Justin, give it a rest!" I yelled, "He can walk! I've seen walk a thousand times!"

Darius was just lazy and he had fooled us all.

"What about... we sing about a talking opal... that grants people sex advice..."

"Felix - I am about ready to kick your ass!"

"Randy calm down"

"I've had enough!"

"I like the opal idea..."

"Justin - I will kick your ass too!"

"It's a cool idea!"

"No wait,!" Felix stopped us, "I've got a better idea!!"

"Go for it Felix" Justin sat back, "Unlike Randy I'm open to other peoples ideas"

"So we sing a song based off of that nursery rhyme where the woman lives in a show..."

"Okay - we can work with that..."

"But instead of a shoe we sing about a woman who live inside a girls panty draw...."

I was worried about Felix's mental health.

"What the hell does that have to do with a nursing home??"

"Randy, stop yelling!"

"We are not singing about a panty drawer!"

"Hello!! Randy!"

Rachel knocked on the door and Justin stood up to greet her.

"Hi girl whose not talking to me..."

"Hi boy who got ex cons to tape me to a chair"

"Ha - ha you just talked to me... Ow!"

Rachel slapped Justin's arm and then turned back to the rest of us.

"Jeff wants all of the groups in the theatre. He has a message for you guys"

Jeff never had good news and I feared a last minute twist.

"Hi girl I'm going to hug..."

"Justin - Justin put me down!!"

I walked to theatre behind the struggling Rachel and the amused Justin. The two of them were annoying but there was something easy about their relationship. They were so comfortable around each other that even their bickering seemed loving.

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