About Stone Bees [a Marble Hornets Fan Book]

How to survive Alex!

How to survive Alex, the douchebag, Kralie:

1. Stay away from Alabama!
'cuz that's where Alex lives. And if you aren't near him, well, he can't bring you totheark! (I know, funny! ^^)

2. If you already live in Alabama or Alex got out of there, well, fuck. But in this case, you just have to wear a bullet proved vest! And helmet!
And have an Alex proved emergency room.

Have the room.
Please.

3. You don't have any of that? Well, that's bad! But no problem, that's why I am here for now, isn't it?
If you ever get to see a wild Alex, show him a gay fan fiction featuring him.

He'll run away and never come back.

4. Or even better: show him a nude gay fan art featuring him!

Though he might shoot you.
So better just go to the Alex proved emergency room..

5. If you are a huuuge meany:
Show him a picture of Amy.

But he's probably gonna cry.

DO YOU WANT A CRYING ALEX?!

6. If you are not that much of a meany: shoot him. As simple as that seems to be, I'm sure it works! (a dick move, but hey, do you want to die?)

7. Kick him in the d-..
Though that's the real dick move!

8. Smile stupidly at him.
It makes him aggressive, but hey! While he's telling you to wipe the stupid smile off your face, you can either run, shoot him or kick him!
.. Or pull out your phone.

9. Call HABIT and tell him Alex stole one of his knives.

For that to work:

Put gloves on, go to HABIT, steal a knife from him, hide it at Alex', get popcorn, hide yourself and

Enjoy the fucking show.

Bonus: Call the whole MH crew and invite them to the show.

10. Wake up from your dream.

Alex died two years ago. You can't survive him anymore because he is already dead.

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Hello, my Stone Bees!

I hope you enjoyed the first chapter of my loop of stupidness. By the way, I'm taking requests. Kinda.
Like, if you want to read a, I don't know, "How to survive as Jay" and I have some ideas about that topic, I might take it. If I don't have any ideas, I obviously can't take it.

Also I'm thinking about letting the MH crew answer to questions you ask them.. But I don't know?
Maybe.

Oh, and thanks to WrenPsychopath, I guess. Some of the ideas are some messages I texted her.

However, until then,

Regards!