About Stone Bees [a Marble Hornets Fan Book]

5 Things wrong with Masky FFs

Masky fan fics and five things wrong with them

1. I know, I'm mentioning it almost in every chapter, but:

Cheesecake.

Like, I hate it. Very. Much.

2. "Breakfast time!", I thought. I ate my fucking not cheesecake even though I still had my mask on. I'm a magician, bitch.

Well.
I mean, can't you eat or drink while you're wearing a mask? Pff, Loser.

3. I looked at the mirror and saw my unmasked face. - brown hair, a shaved face, blue eyes. I'm hella sexy! No wonder Hoods adores me!

TIM-SAN HAS BLACK HAIR, BROWN CHOCOLATE LIKE EYES AND THOSE GOD DAMN HOLY SIDEBURNS.
ALSO, HE'S A HUGE TEDDY BEAR YOU CAN PERFECTLY FINE HUG.

WHY AM I YELLING? I DON'T KNOW LOL.

4. "I was 6 when Slender adopted me to make me his proxy number one. That was ten years ago."

Ugh. Nooo.
Noooooo.

Why do so many think Slendy loves playing daddy? I mean, doesn't he eat children? Huh.

Also. When Tim-san was 6, he was at a mental clinic. c: Or asylum.
No Slenderdick who adopted him and gave him cheesecake, but running into Rosswood Park because of hallucinations and being locked into his room and screaming all night.

Sounds fun, huh!

5. I woke up because Hoodie was snorting like hell. Ugh. Sometimes I hated sharing a room/bed with him!

Okay. Tbh, I think it's kinda adorable and it makes quite sense for the proxys to share a room since they are "only" proxys and Slendermansion (ain't gonna comment it) hasn't millions of rooms (tho I bet it has).

But. That's not the case.
Masky and Hoodie are often the only ones sharing. Toby has his own room. That's why it's a bit, uh.. wrong? I mean, again, that's the cliché of Masky and Hoodie being inseparable. And that's not true.
Hoodie's been quite a while alone in Marble Hornets and he did pretty fine.

And it's adorable cuz I ship 'em.