Seth: *looks at smoll kawaii-desu kitten next to him*
Why do I have to babysit you. You're not even a baby!
Cat: Meow.
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Seth: *walks*
//PLASH//
EWW! WHAT IS THIS?!... ohmygoddidyouthrowup
Cat: *looks him sternly in the eyes, then walks away, purring*Seth: FUCKER.
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Seth: *on his laptop*
Cat: MEOW. *wants to get love, rubs against Seth*
Seth: No, cat, take your god damn ass out of my fac- EWW! YOU FARTED!
FUCK, I'M CHOKING. *coughs worse than when the Operdick is near*
Cat: *purrs*
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Seth: *cleans cat toilet* oh my god, that smells so gross.. Why do people even adore you at all?!
---Cat: MEOOOOOW!
Seth: YES, GOD DAMNIT, I GOT IT, YOUR FUCKING HUNGRY *places bowl with cat food on the floor* OWW! *his hand's eaten*
Cat: *from fluffy innocent kitten to tiger lion puma monster mutant*
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Seth: CALM THE FUCK DOWN.
Cat: *runs at a speed of 500 m/h through the apartment, trashing everything.*
Seth: *sits down in a corner*
*starts crying*
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Brian: Seth? Dude, where are you?!
Seth: *still in corner, rocking back and forward, still crying* *mumbles* cats are evil, cats are evil, cats are evil, ...
Tim: ... I'm gonna call Alex that he needs to pick Seth up.
Brian: Told you it was a bad idea.
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About Stone Bees [a Marble Hornets Fan Book]
RandomA fan book for Marble Hornets! Contains stupid things, Brim, a stick in the mud, the loop of unhappiness, probably gay shit and Alex, the douchebag. Oh, and maybe everything else from Marble Hornets! Edit: many short stories at the later chapters...