About Stone Bees [a Marble Hornets Fan Book]

How to survive TTA

How to survive those guys that only want to kill Alex which basically means you don't have to know how to survive them!? So this chapter is basically some kind of bullshit not even I know how to name/categorize

1. Don't be Alex. (how often did I use this advice? lmao)

2. Don't be the MH's stick in the mud!
(also, it makes it easier for you to get a girl/boyfriend.
You're welcome. :D)

3. Find out how you can kill The Operator and tell them. Afterwards, everything will be fine.

4. Don't have epilepsy.. Otherwise you couldn't even survive their videos.

5. Lead them to the ark.
You know that Japanese forest of suicide? In my theory, it's something like a portal to the ark, you just have to go really deep into the woods and some time later you are in the ark universe, which looks exactly like that suicide forest.
So you just have to drag them there.

6(9). Get them a girlfriend/make Hoodie and Masky date.
After all, maybe they're just sexually frustrated? *cough cough*

7. Get them a home.
Because every person needs a place to feel safe and comfortable, totheark as well. Also, their homes got kinda ruined, so I think especially them would need such a place.
Oh, and they need fuzzy blankets! *snuggles into her warm and comfy bed with nice blanket*

8. Teach them that Google is your best friend! He can answer questions like: "Do you know what he did?", "Where could he have gone?", etc!

9. Funny pills.
Just saying..

10. Become a magician and bewitch them to cute animals!
Like, Hoodie's a blonde, fluffy bunny, Tim a cute kitten and Seth's.. Uh.. A dog.

He is a dog.
Yes.