About Stone Bees [a Marble Hornets Fan Book]

Jay is stoopid!!!11!!

Jay: *runs into living room where everybody else is*
OMG GUYS LOOK WHAT I FOUND
IT'S A MINTY MARKER

I TRIED IT.
BUT IT'S TOXIC.

Tim: *facepalms* Please tell me you're joking.

Jay: WHY'S THERE A HUGE TEDDY BEER

Alex: Maybe he's finally gonna die..?

Brian: *mumbles* hopefully..
Ehh.. Alex! Don't say such a thing!

Jay: GUYS
I FOUND GLUE
IT SMELLS GOOD.

Seth: He's gotta be kidding.

Sarah: Are you sure that's the guy that de-coded your shitty binaries that took five years to translate?

Tim: *mumbles* Not like I did the fucking job..

Amy: Oh. Guys.
Jay passed out.

Alex: Is he already dead? *happy*

Brian: *pokes him with leaf*
Jay. Jay. Jay.

Tim: *grins* Wait, my dear, lemme help.. *pours whole ice bucket over Jay*

Jay: *le nothing*

Seth: *pokes with foot* Yep. Dead.
What we gonna do with him?

Alex: I have an idea... mwhahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA.
OPERDADDY. YOUR LIL' MONSTER GOTCHA FOOOOOOOD~

OP: *appears* *takes Jay* *disappears*

Brian: *whispers* finally gone..

Seth: *walks to Brian, whispers into his ear* Behave. Don't be that obvious.

Tim: *le jealeous*
*thinks* no dirty talk with brian
my brian
keep off
no touchy brian
no whisper brian

*yells* MINE.

Everybody else: *stares at him* ....

Tim: Whoops.

Jay: HEY GUYS I FOUND ANOTHER MARKE-

Brian: *headshots Jay without even looking at him*
Wasn't me.

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AHEM.
PERSON. DO YOU RECOGNIZE SOMETHING.
AHEM.