-sigh- Best Friends.

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So, my best friend, Fynnps (a dick, if I may add (so keep off, ladys and gentlemen!)), wrote me a.. "drabble" for Christmas. He just send it to me again, and I decided: I need to share this stupidity (alsoineedtoupdatesomethingbutpsh)
 Even though.. -sigh-

Just, it's obviously fictional.

It's December 24th today.

Someone knocked at the door. Of course, it was while I had been thinking of Brian! When I opened the door nothing happened, though. Sad, I closed the door and went to my room again. "Now I have to start again from the beginning!", I thought disappointedly and was about to throw myself onto my bed when I suddenly noticed a huge box under my desk. On it was written: "Sex toys for sexy boys! (and girls)". 

Surprised, I looked around the room. Where did it come from? A rumble could be heard from it. I jumped. The box moved! I stood up carefully and sneaked towards the box. Again, it rumbled and moved. Someone moaned. "H... Hello?", I asked scared. Again, someone moaned. I quickly walked towards the packet and opened it with shaking hands. "Is there someone in?!" I quickly looked inside. Crouched inside the box was a man. My eyes widened and I took a sharp breath in.

It was Brian!

My answer to this when he send it to me:
"Seriously.
Go to hell and get fucked by Alex. ಠ_ಠ "

-sigh- I hate this son of an Operator for writing this, although it's kinda funny, maybe. A lil' bit. A minority.
(it'd be worse if you knew the original version, you'd understand me then.)

(Did you have a good laugh, asshole?)

... lolimaginethisfromtimspointofview
#letthebrimbegin

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