About Stone Bees [a Marble Hornets Fan Book]

How to survive as Tim Wright!

How to survive being Tim Wright! (or rather how it'd be easier to survive)

1. Take your pills. Never forget them!

2. Carry the pills always with you!
There are little, cute thieves that might want to take them away from you.

3. Get Brian before you go to his friends' audition, throw him into your car and leave fucking Alabama forever.

4. Don't buy a mask. Don't go near a mask. Don't type "mask" on Amazon!

Just- Just avoid masks and everything is fine.

5. Stay away from blocks of cement. They're evil.

6. Tell your friends about the tall fucker that stalks you, so they can leave you and won't die!

Or just continue to be selfish and let 'em burn. >:3

7. Stop being a liar! Don't you see that it makes everything worse?

Also, it's a bad HABIT.

8. Fucking tackle everything you don't like. Masky does that quite often, and hey, it seems to work!... Despite the fact that his leg got broken..

9. Stop smoking. That sure as hell's gonna save your life. And your money.
And you need money, Timmy. Hotels cost money. Food costs money.

See the connection?

10. Don't say that everything is fine.
Everybody knows that it's not. So just accept the hugs the whole fandom is giving you!