About Stone Bees [a Marble Hornets Fan Book]

3 things wrong with Marble Hornets

Three things, that are wrong (or rather illogical) with our beloved favorite web series, Marble Hornets.

1. The pills

Honestly, I'm no expert or such, but I kinda doubt that it's healthy how many pills they take. Not that they'd care about that at all, but don't pills have side effects often? Like, diarrhea or shit?

Also, where does Tim get them from? Doesn't he need a prescription? If so, what kind of doctor gives him, what, seven bottles per week? Or does he buy them in the pharmacy? If he does, where does he get the money from to buy 5076649998669?

Also, his doctor. Tim disappears for weeks or months and he doesn't care? I mean, bitch please, he's definitely a patient you should always be worried about if he just disappears. But nope, the doc seems to be chilling about it, probably sniffing the pills he gives Tim every day.

2. The police

Do they even exist? I mean, Alex kills somebody - on tape he posted in the Internet - and nobody cares? Like, hello, bitches, that dude killed somebody and is still trying to do so? Heeellooo?? I don't get it.

3. Hoodie's clothes

Don't get me wrong, I love this figur and its clothing, but did you notice that they're pretty clean for someone who sleeps on the floor of an abandoned shack somewhere in the woods? And they aren't torn or anything like you'd expect them to be. (Y'know, because of branches and such.)

You can't tell me he got to wash his clothes every day (which he would have to do since they are always clean) or got the same outfit ten times.