About Stone Bees [a Marble Hornets Fan Book]

How to survive as Seth

How to survive being Seth, our lil' favorite camera man!

1. Do your job.
YOU HAD ONLY ONE JOB!

2. Learn how to use punctuation marks, what you have to capitalize and what not.

Also, stop repeating "I SAW" so often! Don't you know any other words?

And yes, this will help you survive!
'cuz if you're able to write properly, you can work at McDonald's and get some money to buy WiFi, a camera and a laptop!

3. Stop being so obsessed with water. One day you might actually drown! And then there won't be any ark to save your ass!

4. Don't bring your damn dog.

I mean, YOU BROUGHT YOUR DOG?!

5. Don't go with Alex into dark, creepy places! Who are you, Jay?!

Oh, wait, no, at least Jay survived longer than you. Hah.

Dude, that's sad.

6. Don't go to the ark, but to the police.

Video evidence, Seth, there is video evidence.

7. Get some happy making pills! I mean, your videos are pretty dark themed. So you're probably being emo again.

(WrenPsychopath remember the emo Rapunzel? Good ol' days..)

8. Don't go near red towers.
I know, you love red, but just don't, okay?!

I'm trying to save your damn life.

9. Stop being obsessed with the number '0'.

Having $0 might make you happy, but not for a long time. Again: WiFi costs money, Seth, and you cryptic fucker need WiFi to upload your diary entries of your senpai.

10. Get a damn weapon.

No wonder Alex killed you that easily.
Even though you survived his first attack..