About Stone Bees [a Marble Hornets Fan Book]

How to survive Tim

How to survive that dude with those holy sideburns (don't deny it.)

1. Don't be Alex "The douchebag" Kralie.

If you're already him, well, shit, ain't gonna help ya.

IT'S YOUR FAULT BRIAN DIED. (it is.)

2. Don't stand on a cliff in some stupid schools? Idek what to call that thing Brian fell off.

3. Replace his pills with funnier pills.
And you know what's funny? Because Hoodie steals them and takes them, too, he's gonna be funny as well.

lol, those idiots.

4. Replace his cigarettes with joints.
He won't harm ya evr again, brooooooooooo..

5. Go back to the past, make sure Tim never gets out of the asylum.

Cry, because you ruined Brim.

6. Live in a loop of salt. That's gonna prevent you from being stuck in the loop of unhappiness.

7. Be very stupid.
I mean, somehow Jay did survive being with Tim all the time.. Maybe it's something like a protect-the-stupids-or-they-die-out instinct?

Tims are very strange beings..

8. Have block of cement.
Make block of cement meet leg of Tim.
Run.

9. Get kidnapped by Tim.
Your life's gonna be shit, but hey, at least you're going to have one!

10. Show it a wild Alex.
Enjoy the show. :'D

FINALLY! ME CANS UPDATE AGAIN!