About Stone Bees [a Marble Hornets Fan Book]

The Spoon.

Based on a true story. Part of it, at least.

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Jay: ALEX. ALEX.
I'M INJURED. HELP.

*gets no reply*

TIM. TIM.
I'M BADLY INJURED.
HELP?

*still no reply*

JESSICA? HELP?

*silence*

BRIAN?

*silence*

Jay: *grumbles* fuck you all.
Here I am, badly injured by a spoon and nobody cares? *walks into the bathroom* *treats his hand, uses way too much of the bandages*
So. Done. *walks into living room*

Brian: Oh, hey Jay.

Jay: wHERE WERE YOU.

Tim: Shopping groceries, idiot. Could've needed a hand, y'know.

Jay: *shows Tim his thumb dramatically* I am badly injured!

Brian: *doubting* What happened?

Jay: I cut my finger.

Tim: How.
After all, we're talking about you.

Jay: ... With a spoon..

Brian:...
How.

Jay: I put too much pressure on it and cut my thumb..

Tim:  I'm not even questioning it anymore, Jay..

Jay: Bu- WHY SO, TIMMY.

Brian: *hisses* Don't call him that.

Tim: *thinking* oml is he adorable.
oml I'm gonna fuck him later.

Jay: I thought you were calling him Daddy? *wink wonks at Brian*

Brian: *blushes* Ohh, you fucker! *punches Jay in the face*

Tim: *enjoying the show*
GO BRIAN, GO BRIAN!

Winners are getting prices, remember? *wink wonks at Brian*

Brian: *blushes even more* Why's everyone doin- *gets interrupted by a moan* ... That wasn't me.

*another moan*

Jay: Where does it come from..?

Tim: Upstairs, buddy. *rolls his eyes*

*more moans*

Jay: Shouldn't we check on them or something?

Brian: Dude. They're having sex.
Of course we're not going to check on them!

Jay: But-!

Tim: Nope! C'mon, Brian, let's go. *takes Brian's hand and drags him up the stairs*

Brian: Y'know, we have time. *stumbling behind Tim*

Tim: *stops walking, slowly turning towards Brian* Actually.. No. *presses Brian against the wall, kissing him*

Brian: *kissing back*

Both: *making out hardcore*

Tim: *moves them, still kissing, to a door, trying to open it* *makes it*

Alex: AHEM. *hovering over Seth, who is totally blushing* *both are naked*

Brian: *out of breath* Oh.. Sorry.
*sees Seth* ... *becomes a bit off*

Seth: *a bit off, too* Wanna join?

Tim and Alex: *kINDA SURPRISED.*

Brian: *pushes Tim onto the bed, grinning at him and Seth*

Seth: *chuckles* *kisses Alex*
Why not have some fun, huh?

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Oh, fml, what is this.. *sigh*

However.. YAY! 100 CHAPS OF THIS SHIT! WHOOH. PARTY. YAY.

...
If you'd excuse me, my thumb hurts.