About Stone Bees [a Marble Hornets Fan Book]

How to survive as Brian!

How you can survive being the most adorable thing ever known, aka Brian Thomas.

1. Screw Alex. You don't need him as a friend and you certainly don't need to go to that fucking audition!

Trust me, that's where the loop of unhappiness starts.

2. If Tim throws you into his car and drives the fuck out of Alabama, just let it happen.

I already explained him how to survive.

3. Stay away from pills, knifes, guns, hoodies, masks, black shirts and the Internet.

They are bad. Very bad!

4. Keep smiling and be always happy.
If that happens, the world's gonna be safe.

Also, you can run away while a certain douchebag is telling you to wipe that stupid smile off your face.

5. Don't steal Tim's pills.
Brian, do you want to make Tim sad? The big teddy bear with those holy sideburns?

No, you don't.

6. Slap Tim every time he says: "Everything is fine."
It's obviously a lie.

7. Stop stalking everybody.
It is badass and looks hella cool, but seriously, stop it.

You're scaring the shit out of everyone. :D

8. Don't call Tim a liar! Even though he is, just don't.

9. Just tell everyone what you want. And please use words, not numbers!

10. Dude, you live in Alabama. Don't wear hoodies! It's hot there, especially with your shirt mask and your hood up.

Btw, I tried to cosplay him once. And I have a question.
How can he breath with this shit on?! (Answer: he can't.)